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more about #familymatters more comments → Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole: Where's the rest of the preggo one's top lower leg? What did they do to Khloe's stomach and legs? more » NerD: Blattella: Wow, that is a real photoshop issue. If you look at the knee of the middle one, you'll see it was masked out to be behind the other girl. However, t... more » LoSpaz: My sister and I would just fight over who got to be the exclamation point and never get around to the posing part. more » sybann: Looks like an ad for a house of somewhat questionable repute - not to mention, taste. more » Little Time Bomb: They look really photo shopped but God help me I love the pregnant lady in lingerie. more » morninggloria: At this point, I'm fine with letting the Kardashians just go on ahead. I'm tired of keeping up with them. more » BabyJane: This really is klassy with a k! Since I don't have any sisters, I'll have to see if I can get mom and grandma to join me in recreating this lovely sho... more » yvanehtnioj: The pregnant one looks like she's 11 in this picture. It's creeping me out, like pregnancy fetish kiddie porn or something. more » Eleanor Ramilly: My mouth is agape with confusion. Good lord. There are other ways to be sexy.. you don't have to be so damn literal. more » stacyinbean: So I'm typically a fan of these three, I watch the show (against my better judgment) and think they are hilarious most of the time but this... just, no. more » yvanehtnioj: I'm adding this post to the short list of things from the internet I will not be forwarding to my sister today. Ewww. more » That_little_attention_whore: God, I love Mystery Science Theater. more » JLady: "I cannot stress unemotional enough." I don't know where you found this clip, Anna, but it's great. more » Rooo sez BISH PLZ: Man. Did they really decide all double-X opinions were "superfluous" just ... prima facie? more » BytheSea: I ... I think I love you. You just get it. more » -
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Things To Do With Your Sister Today
Pose together in racy lingerie — making sure her leg is between yours — like in this Keeping Up With The Kardashians ad in all the tabloids. Later, make like a honeybee and fart on her, hoping she'll die. [Wired] -
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5 Tips For Dating Your Family
For many, the day after Thanksgiving and the upcoming holidays can be minefields of familial awkwardness. Luckily, many of the same tips useful for snagging a man can be applied to your own relatives. More » -
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Duke Publishes Book By Obama's Mom
Ann Durham Soetoro was probably best known as Barack Obama's mom, but she was also a dedicated economic anthropologist. Thanks to Duke University Press, her dissertation on metalworkers in Indonesia will soon be available as a book. [PublishersWeekly] -
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How To Make Enemies And Alienate People
A crying Lindsay Lohan called her father, Michael Lohan, and now, thanks to him, a supposed recording of Lindsay's side of the call is up online. Mr. Lohan: This helps how? [Radar Online] -
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Here's The Story
When these two families blended, they thought the new clan of 6 would be a real-life Brady Bunch. Instead, 7-year-old Chelsy tried to run over 7-year-old stepsister Cherish with a Barbie Jeep. [Chronicle] -
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Older, Not Wiser
"I never hung out with elderly men. It's not something I have an experience with." — Silvio Berlusconi's daughter (right), expressing her astonishment at her 72year-old father's alleged liaison with a teenage girl [Newser] -
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Top 10 Lessons Learned From 80's Sitcom Heroines
Inspired partly by Tracie's opening credits post and partially by this piece in the San Francisco Chronicle about "very special episodes," I decided to examine the important lessons we learned from our childhood sitcom heroines. More » -
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10 Cheesy TV Show Opening Credits
Even our own nostalgia for these TV shows doesn't mean we forgive—or even understand the WTF-ness of—their opening credits. After the jump, a rundown of some of the most offensive. More » -
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Anna Nicole Smith's Father Gives First Interview
E! News landed an interview with Anna Nicole Smith's father Donald Hogan, who laid low during the media circus following her death two years ago, and hadn't spoken to the media until now. More » -
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Times: People Behave Differently, Are Not Exactly The Same
The NY Times 'Styles' section has discovered that while some people are one way, others are another way. And this makes some of them mad! (And others less mad.) Because people are... different. More » -
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Obama's Extended Family Deals With New Fame
For Obama's family in Kenya there are benefits and drawbacks to being related to the most powerful man in the world. More »
