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more about #familyguy shorty63136: more » MizJenkins: I mean, did he even try getting high before he watched it? more » Yahtzii: Well, I think everything is better with a bag of Hugo Chavez and I really don't know where I thought I was going with this joke. I think I need a cuts... more » LaFemme: Yeah, this makes sense since the Venezuelan government is just SO committed to fighting drugs and trafficking.../eye roll more » stacyinbean: REALLY Venezuela? That's the episode you choose to take issue with? REALLY? more » Alexis: DOCTOR HORRIBLE SKIT!!!! *can't breathe* more » Jeenzy: When I read Hugh Laurie's comment about his knees, my heart sank. HOUSE CAN'T EVER END. :( more » Sunshineyness: Dr. Horrible aka Barney Stinson aka Dougie Howser is hosting the Emmy's this year? I might just watch them. hehehehe. more » TurtleSpeak: If Family Guy wins I will not be impressed. I stopped watching that show ages ago because I got tired of all the goddamn rape jokes. It's just not a f... more » Dodgergirl: DOCTORHORRIBLEATTHEEMMEYSOHMYG....... Nathan Fillian and Felicia Day better show up! And just because, here's one of my favorite songs from th... more » MyNameIsChris: I don't know if I could possibly be more underwhelmed by the casting of The Runaways movie. I don't know if I can take watching Dakota Fanning spit ou... more » andromache: you know what would help Hugh Laurie's knees? yoga. and sex with me. lots and lots of it. don't worry, Hugh, you can just lie back and relax, I'll... more » FizzyGood: Sigh. I love Kristin Bell. I just started watching Dark Angel, and oh my God, that show would have been a million times better if she'd starred in it ... more » BowlingForDollars: Good for you, Lucinda. And - Sissy Spacek on Big Love? She is awesome. Can't wait to see that. more » FurrierAndIves: Why is it that Family Guy is likely to win, when the Simpson's even today, is a better show. Family Guy makes me laugh at times, but it's usually a gu... more » LaComtesse: If NPH whips out his Ph.D. in Horribleness at the Emmys, I will watch for the first time EVER. "Avril Lavigne "married too young and she finally real... more » FurrierAndIves: Congratulations to Lucinda Williams and whoever the lucky guy is. What would that be like, being married to a gifted songwriter? Passionate kisses, ... more » ClementinedeWinter: Seth MacFarlane hopes to make history tonight... I hope not. more » ritualtheory: Seth MacFarlane: No. No no no no no. Chace Crawford may be telling the simple truth, but he's still an asshat for sharing it out loud. Thank goodnes... more » Le Kangourou de Kataroo: Kristen Bell, I can't agree with you more. more » -
#highfines
Venezuela Doesn't Think "Everything's Better With A Bag Of Weed"
Yesterday Venezuelan authorities announced cable television networks that refuse to stop airing Family Guy will be fined. Justice Minister Tareck El Aissami called for the ban because of the episode in which Brian campaigns to legalize marijuana. [AP] -
#dirtbag
Dr. Horrible Comes To The Emmys, Dr. House Worries About His Knees
- The Emmy Awards are tonight, and host Neil Patrick Harris apparently has a few tricks up his sleeve, including a visit from Dr. Horrible and John Hodgman announcing questionable factoids as the winners go up to collect their prizes. [EW]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Rosie Calls Elisabeth A
TwatSwat; Kristen Stewart: "I Would Kill For Him, Literally."- While performing stand-up in New York on August 5, Rosie O'Donnell started talking about her stint on The View, which she referred to as The Screw You, and called Elisabeth Hasselbeck "Elisabeth Half-a-brain." But Rosie wasn't done!
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#focusonthefamilyguy
Unaired Family Guy Abortion Episode Not Anti-Choice, Still Offensive
Last night, Emmy voters were treated to a private table reading of the unaired Family Guy "abortion episode." Lisa de Moraes of the Washington Post reported the show had "an antiabortion message," but clips suggest otherwise.
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#dirtbag
Heidi's Demure In Playboy; Stewie's Gay
- Heidi Montag's Playboy shoot: Not that X-Rated. Sources say the mag had strict instructions when photographing her:
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#screenthis
The Abortion Episode: Family Guy Goes Live Action
With Fox unwilling to air the Family Guy episode in which Lois contemplates an abortion, all the actors in the series (except Seth Green, who's traveling) plan to do a table reading of the episode next week. Video, please? [Variety] -
#ugh
The Family Guy Abortion Episode: Coming To A DVD Near You
During a Family Guy cast panel at Comic Con today, Seth MacFarlane claimed that an abortion episode, deemed "too edgy" for television by Fox, would be included on the next set of Family Guy DVDs. More » -
#thegoldstandard
Mad Men, 30 Rock Lead Emmy Nominations
Nominees for the 61st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards were announced this morning, with last year's winners 30 Rock and Mad Men earning the most nominations. The surprises: nods for Sarah Silverman and Family Guy. [N.Y. Times] -
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#dirtbagafterdark
Madonna Not At Risk For Swine Flu • Sarah Jessica Parker Expecting Twins
- If you get an email titled, "Madonna caught swine flu!" don't open it. The only thing that will be infected is your computer. [The Sun]
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#dirtbag
Nadya Suleman Explains Why She Fired Her Baby Nurses
- Nadya Suleman was on Dr. Phil's show yesterday via telephone, talking about why she fired her baby nurses:
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#dirtbagafterdark
Lance Armstrong And Matt Lauer Injured While Biking
- Matt Lauer flipped over the handlebars of his bicycle this weekend when a deer ran in front of him. Meredith Viera thought this was hilarious, but Lauer needs surgery for a separated shoulder. [Entertainment Tonight]
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#dirtbagafterdark
The Baldwin Brothers Help Lindsay Lohan Stay Sober; Madonna Dumps Jesus
- A source says Lindsay Lohan is temporarily staying in a "therapeutic environment" organized by Stephen and Daniel Baldwin. Lindsay's rep says she's not in rehab. [Fox News]
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#dirtbag
Hannah Montana Is Hazardous To Your Health
- Miley Cyrus might make you want to puke: Hannah Montana Chocolate Granola Bars have been recalled due to suspected salmonella contamination. [Perez]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Zach Braff's Altered State; Rihanna's Team Feuding With Chris Brown & Co.
- A picture of Zach Braff smoking weed has surfaced. He's the next Michael Phelps! (Except for like, all the medals.) [Perez Hilton]
