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more about #eyes more comments → The Queen of No: Those photos all turned out awful. Loved the concept but it was SO poorly executed. Maybe it was the overcast sky in the background and the overdone m... more » Cunning_Linguist: Smize is the new fetch. more » CollegeCamel: I love when that photographer man runs off saying "I've never seen such power in my life!!" That cracked me up more than I can understand. Tyra's gon... more » FattyCatty: Am I the only one who thought the thumbnail version of #5 was the Jays? more » pepe-silvia: I want a Fortress of Fiereceness. more » BondGirl: also ... whats with the topless photos? I thought that was odd. The girls that had long wigs on were ok but what about the girls with the braids. I... more » BondGirl: who was sent home last night? I missed the last 4 mins more » MizJenkins: Bless her heart. She done lost her natural mind. more » BabyJane: That was painful to watch. more » kookoocachaw: I can't believe that it was someone's job to bedazzle that awful cape (no capes!) with the word "smize" on it. more » Spaceman Bill Leah: Shouldn't it be the creepy triplets? I swear there is a third one in there because during the PHO-TOH shoot I kept saying to the SpaceHusband, "Didn't... more » Uncommon Whore: That part went on WAY too long. I was really stoned and at some point midway through I asked my friends, "is this for real? Is she really doing this... more » CurtCole: THIS is what the creepy twins remind me of. more » funzette: I can't wait for the 2040 live action version of Whatever Happened to Baby Tyra, starring Tyra and Miss J. Miss J: You wouldn't be able to do these a... more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Tracie, SMIZE has happened. HAP-pened! Tyra is the greatest comic genius since farts were invented. Love, BrutallyHonestSMIZE more » -
#youwannabeontop
ANTM Recap: Tyra, Stop Trying To Make "Smize" Happen
On last night's episode, Tyra was more cartoonish than ever when she dressed up in a superhero costume (with a silver lamé cape) as Super Smize, to teach the girls the art of smiling with their eyes. More » -
#eyeofthecervix
The View Down Under
Forget vagina dentata, vagina vision is apparently the newest trend in weird lady-parts imagery. This ad for cancer screening reveals what your cervix sees when you're in the stirrups, and weirdly brings to mind my least favorite labia-slang. [AdFreak] -
#studies
Eyes Have It
Get out the belladonna, fellas; apparently women are attracted to men with large pupils. [Daily Mail]
