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more about #erykahbadu ImproperDancing: Awwww Rivers Cuomo...Please? Pretty please?? more » Tee for Ten: Dammit John Meyer, I wish I could quit you. And pie...but mostly you. more » morninggloria: Where are the fries that I did not ask for? YOU GUYS NEED TO ANTICIPATE ME! more » Plum-Pie: Only this morning did I discover the site twacy.org which 'campaigned' to have Tracy Morgan join Twitter. If you check #twacy, you can see what people... more » Ailatan: Mr. Perry, having a job doesn't help either. Today at work, I managed to get the top score among my Facebook friends in Music Challenge. more » Ailatan: Also I get the feeling that Martha's kittens might speak with an English accent. I only had a little bit to drink. more » token_illiterate_commenter: Team Pie picks up John Mayer as a member! I don't know if that's good or bad... more » Bunsen Honeydew: And as for Rivers Cuomo, what inspired that tweet? Did his wife ask him if he would cheat on her? Because I think it would be more appropriate to just... more » sequined: I'm considering following Tracy Morgan. The only thing I'd like better would be Tracy JORDAN on twitter. But they're similar-ish. Also, Carrie Fisher... more » Alexis: Is anyone else supremely bummed out by most of Rivers Cuomo's Tweets? more » Bunsen Honeydew: Will Tracy Morgan be inducing the labor behind the middle school, or is that exclusively the site of conception? more » Ailatan: Those kitties... they seem to be so certain of our submissive love. more » dirtybee: Oh WOW I thought that was Prince Charming from Shrek.... more » The HZA.: Eli Roth, you're awesome. more » Snowbunny: My brother called me today and asked me to pick him up at school after his night class, so I did. Wearing a pink bathrobe. He got in the car and was... more » twisted_martini: ROTFL @KarlRove. J/k. more » KittyKittyCat: On the one hand, I wish Elizabeth Taylor were as forthcoming about all of her medical conditions. The meningioma people could REALLY use her publicity... more » missing_piece: Heidi's book? My Pet Goat. more » greengrey: Lisa Rinna's husband looks like a gay Hogwarts professor. I love it. more » phantom lady: Serena; there isn't any difference in time. 12 still at the top, six at the bottom, everything moves clockwise. more » -
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Tracy Morgan Is Now On Twitter!
Today in Tweet Beat, Twitter is about to get way funnier now that Tracy Morgan signed up, Miley Cyrus deleted her account per a boy's request, and Martha Stewart just got two of the cutest kittens ever. More » -
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Eli Roth Is A Mama's Boy
Today in Tweet Beat, Eli Roth's mom breaks into his house to leave him home-cooked meals, Stephanie Pratt is reading a book, and Elizabeth Taylor needs your prayers. More » -
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Holly Madison Is Not A Fan Of Airbrushed Photos
Today in Tweet Beat, Miley Cyrus lost something (no not that), Dave Coulier got recognized in a Home Depot (but mistaken for another celebrity), and Frances Bean Cobain is wise beyond her years. More » -
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Yoko Ono Turns To Twitter To Express The Importance Of Letter-Writing
Today in Tweet Beat, Yoko prefers snail mail, Tyra makes an important announcement about her real hair, Sherri Shepherd is missing a box of fake hair, and someone hired Pauly Shore to act in something. More » -
#ragtrade
Kate Moss Tells All; Gucci Goes After Guess
- Kate Moss has signed on with Virgin Books to pen a presumably un-virginal "no holds barred" autobiography. Says publisher Sir Richard Branson, "It's going to make an exciting read." [Telegraph]
- Kate Moss has signed on with Virgin Books to pen a presumably un-virginal "no holds barred" autobiography. Says publisher Sir Richard Branson, "It's going to make an exciting read." [Telegraph]
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Miley Cyrus In Racist Photo Scandal
- Miley Cyrus is seen "slanting her eyes" in a picture that's been circulating on the web.
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