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    mariamariamaria: Express yourself by leaving the toilet seat up all you want, bro, just clean up the damn sprinkles. more »
    darialove: 4. The green light to actually have sex, should the opportunity arise, with someone on his Celebrity List of Five. And by all means, hop on Brad Pitt ... more »
    drinkwater: As TheFormerJuneBronson said previously, the truly troubling thing about this article is that it puts all the pressure on women to reform and change t... more »
    Hana Maru: I can't get over the fact that this guy justifies his immature bs, calling it "an act of rebellion" to leave the toilet seat up. Memo to douchebags: ... more »
    cirocco: It seems to me that these all boil down to One Thing: "Woman, act like a grown-up while your man acts like a little boy." If a man wants me to suppres... more »
    CrankyOldBroad: A whole list now, wow. Whatever happened to the singular-yet-effective "Show up naked, bring beer"? Erik, you whining piece of snot, the ladies have o... more »
    The Queen of No: This list makes the whole male species sound like a bunch of douchebags, and they're NOT. I've never been with a guy who ever thought like this. Who a... more »
    veronykah: I guess I'm that horrible woman. When the Yankees lost in the playoffs a few years ago and my BF at the time cried I made fun of him, and told all his... more »
    mommy_dearest: OH, my dear, sweet Mariners... must you always bring up the sucky sucking part? more »
    Jenloveshercurves: At one point he mentions Man vs. Wild being a Tivo staple. Man vs. Wild is a Tivo staple for me because Bear Grylls rubs me the right way. Or more a... more »
    Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: Ooh, douche chills. more »
    sequined: I'm reading "the suckiest bunch of sucks who ever sucked" to mean "the Washington Huskies," but I don't think the Mariners suck worse than the Huskies... more »
    Lox: Dear Erik, [images.despair.com] P.S I wish I knew how to embed images more »
    queenieinmanhattan: Um, who has this guy been dating, exactly? All of these things are things that come naturally in a relationship between interesting, funny, trusting ... more »
    Eric Northman is mine: awwww, i loved ten things i hate about you in high school. RIP Heath!!!! more »
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