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more about #eric more comments → divinelioness: I'm surprised that I agree with Tom Brady. Life doesn't have to follow a cookie cutter pattern to be considered valid?! That sounds so filled with r... more » kookla: Dear Channing, All is forgiven. more » TransFat: I cannot for the life of me picture Eric Bana doing stand-up. I can picture him doing a lot of things - but definitely not with that much clothing. more » BritneyCanadaWhore: Some celebrities need to learn how to make "I" statements. more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Life is not living in the suburbs with a white picket fence. No, real life is humping a supermoddle, right? more » jigglyball: Tom Brady, I'm penalizing you 15 yards from the spot of the foul for talking such sense. If you succeed at actually making me like you, I'm petitionin... more » Diziet_Sma: Wow. The Imaginarium of Dr Wotsit looks waaaaay better than I thought it would be. Yay, Terry! more » ElizaGray: If possible, I now love Jennifer Hudson even more. Thank you for being nice to your baby and naming him something normal! more » greengrey: Thanks a lot, Channing Tatum, now we're going to have to hear about strip poles being a symbol of modern young masculinity. more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: I thought Tameka and Usher were getting divorced. I am clearly behind on my celebrity goss. more » ritualtheory: Tameka Raymond's essay has a lot to recommend it. I like her *way* better than Usher. more » sybann: Please G*d, Let Terry Gilliam hit this one outta the park!? more » token_illiterate_commenter: So Juliet dies and Kate lives. That's totally ass backwards. Is it too much to ask that she take the weepy doctor with her? more » sybann: Tom Brady? Try harder. more » keldo: Umm...Tom? Sometimes life IS living in the suburbs with a white picket fence. It may not be what YOU want but there are other people out here.... more » -
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Jennifer Welcomes Baby Boy; G.I. Joe Star Has Stripper Past
- Jennifer Hudson gave birth to a baby boy named David Daniel Otunga Jr. after his father, David Otunga. Hudson's rep says, "The baby is beautiful and perfect. His parents are ecstatic." [Daily Mail]
