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    Cesarea Tinajero: One time in college, there was a guy who was a year older than us that my best friend had a big crush on, although we didnt know him very well. One ra... more »
    ToddErinyes: My boyfriend is pretty neat, or at least tries to straighten up before i come over :) BUT he has a collection of strange action figures... and worst... more »
    ledaswann: a certain bohemian business-school student attempted to woo me on his mattress that was found in some trash dump more »
    chocopina: not so much messy as creepy. my current beau has a fish in a tank in his room. this fish is ginormous. like the size of a kitten, i don't know what it... more »
    jenenenen: The boy I'm dating now lives in a house with a few of his (university) swim-team teammates. It is seriously worse than a frat; they have a professiona... more »
    Tree123: The room itself wasnt so bad but half way through I noticed he had a pet Tarantula in tank next to the bed and I am petrified of spiders. Oh god it w... more »
    JulesNoctambule: I know several adult women whose bedrooms are shrines to various Sanrio and anime characters. When they complain about the lack of action, I have to b... more »
    ArtBitch: Why are so many of these guys posing with socks on? Is it a gay-specific fetish, like heteros and high heels? Note to self: ask gay friends STAT abou... more »
    k8emcg: I really wish I could go back in time and not click on the link. My eyes! more »
    IceCreamIsAwesome: I once dated a guy with black sheets and a black comforter obviously it's kind of understood that you wash your sheets after sex but sometimes there i... more »
    ichoosemycheezburger: christmas lights are cheap and ugly, but they really do it for me, actually. more »
    pssshwhatever: I slept with a guy whose walls were decorated entirely with daggers, knives and swords. He also had an assortment of skeleton paraphernalia and and t... more »
    YourScreenplaySucks: Yesterday, I found this: [www.art.com] Like, professionally framed. And enormous. On the wall beside his bed. I'm conflicted. The boy in question is a... more »
    cheetahtorpeedah: This one is bad but funny now- it was post (not great) sex, and I was bored and coming out of drunkness. I went to the bathroom. Guy was still asleep.... more »
    ShadowWylde: when i saw the full size pic of the first guy i literally sat here with my jaw dropped and eyes blinking. scary to look at. i feel sorry for him now ... more »
  • #hideousbedrooms

    Hideous Kinky: Ever Been In A Bedroom So Nasty You Couldn't Have Sex?