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more about #engagements resonanteye: The guy I'm dating now started off as a brief fwb about seven years ago, and between then and now we've both been in other relationships, just occasio... more » lolowyo...wants a zombie baby: Oooh - I have a good story. The guy I was fucking didn't know I had a new boyfriend. Um...I lived with my (open-minded) mom, and he came over to slip ... more » CDarklock: I have never understood why any man considers the "booty call" acceptable under any circumstances. What's the statute of limitations? Zero. You should... more » Zombies make the heart grow fonder: About 4 years ago, my mother forgot that I had changed my cell phone number to a Virginia number. She called my old number accidently-which turns out-... more » lurkystars: A lot of guys I know simply have the idea in their heads, if I fucked you once, I should be able to fuck you whenever I want from here on out. YEARS ... more » emilyanne: I'm actually still friends with pretty much all my former booty calls and once a year we all get together and have a big sex and drugs orgy with all o... more » Mama Penguino: I got a booty text one night that was a wrong number. Given the number of years I've been married, it was the most exciting thing that's happened to m... more » t-yo3: Meh. If these guys are calling after you've let them know that you're engaged and no longer available, then they're being stupid. But if they don't k... more » Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini: Oh man, ex-boyfriends/booty calls leaped out of the fucking woodwork within the first few months I went public with my engagement. Same thing happened... more » Ultraprison!: I feel like Facebook relationship statuses should have solved this problem. more » Mirshaan: The idiocy doesn't belong to dudes alone. I've had a few females give me the "Can I come over" text at 1-2AM even though they know I'm dating someone,... more » momentsofabsurdity: I dated/hooked up with a guy for about a year, and then we had a HUGE falling out. We saw each other awkwardly at parties and pretended nothing had ch... more » msAnthrope: the thing that sucks about this is that you can't just block offending phone numbers on your cell phone. and, if you start getting enough of these "no... more » morninggloria: A former booty call is currently a professional athlete. Whenever his team is in Chicago, I get like 19283749278 calls from him. It's been 4 years. more » sequined: One of my exes used to IM me and ask for nude photos five years after we broke up. FIVE YEARS. more » Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd): You know what sucks? When you are 19 years old and not too intelligent in the ways of love (sex) and the person you think of as your boyfriend thinks ... more » badmutha: Ok, me and this guy dated maybe for 3 months in college, my sophomore year. I get a call from him 3 years later, when I am in grad school. He wants to... more » Slumdog_Mamabear: I think there are some guys who just don't delete numbers and never stop trying. I got a booty text from a guy I dated about 5 years ago a few months... more » cuteasabutton: I've done the booty call thing and not had a problem with it. However when it comes to exes, once they're gone that's it. Phone, email, facebook delet... more » haguenite: The only booty call I'm interested in: more » -
#fleshandphone
Booty Calls: When Will They Stop!?
I have nothing against the actual practice of booty calling…except for when they continue to happen to my phone months and months after I've been in a committed relationship. More » -
#rants
Yes, I'm Engaged, Now Back Off
About a month or so ago, my boyfriend of 9 years decided to go all official on me and asked me to marry him. And thus began my weird life as an Officially Engaged Person. More » -
#ringtoss
Rites Of Passage: Throwing Your Engagement Ring In Anger
For the newly engaged, everything is supposed to be as shiny as the ring on the bride-to-be's finger. But sometimes, shit happens that inspires some women to take off the ring and toss it. More »
