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more about #emmyrossum WizardDentist: Donnie Wahlberg used to be at the epicenter of my childhood fantasies. Now I find him reach-for-my-pepper-spray creepy. more » Annabellie: You know what bothers me more than the wedding picture as profile pic? The baby picture as profile pic. Seriously, I suddenly feel like all of my old ... more » kookoocachaw: Oh Official Audrina. It's like you're still 13. more » sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): I am unsure why Emmy Rossum put "butt scan" in quotation marks. Or why it took her 90 minutes to decide not to do it. Who stands at a copier for 90 ... more » ClockOnTheStove: Stocking stuffer for Russell Brand!!!1 more » twirlywhirly: Somehow I can't imagine a "catfish pussy" to be very clean. more » furthermore: You guys, Jezebel has totally ruined me. I used to think John Mayer was a total arse, then I started reading tweet beat and following him on twitter ... more » MargaretMoony: Aw, Russell Brand's a cat person! And DEAR GOD Simon Pegg is super awesome! But, we already knew that. more » Scout: wants to be married to Simon Pegg. (and Hugh Laurie, Hugh Grant, Lee Pace etc etc) i hate myself for reading these twatter threads, by the way. more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Stumbling on stage keeps you humble? Funny, I would think that it was not knowing what the Bush Doctrine or the names of the newspapers you read are t... more » Penny: House Wives Anecdote. This morning my boss (a Chief Merchandising Officer) was leading a meeting and when someone was late he said "you're tarty to t... more » MalinaMango: Soulja Boy's tweet inspired me to read about catfish anatomy. Female fish use the same hole for defecation, urination and sex, so I'm guessing that be... more » ElleL: So what happens when Low Battery sexts you for a Golden Shower, Mayer? Does that mean your Shower Head needs a changing? Cheat FAIL. more » EsmereldaFitzmonster: John Mayer, you may be a jerk, but damn you're a genius. more » bluewine: Ha, Russell Brand's tweet is the perfect companion to his quote from the dirt bag this morning. more » TransFat: I was raised in the tribe, so forgive my ignorance but, you water a Christmas tree? I haven't felt this much like "Cid the Yid" since I lived in Chica... more » RenoMartini: Well now we know what Sarah Palin's book looked like before her ghost-writer edited it..... more » curiousgeorgiana: If her stupidity embarrasses her as much as tripping, Sarah Palin must be the most humble person alive. more » logruszed: I liked Scrubs, but really don't like Zach in anything else. But being a pilot is really neato! more » arauj1n: "in frontof 100s 2 keep 1 humble" I know it's twitter and grammar takes on new forms, but that just looks like crazy talk. more » -
#tweetbeat
Emma Stone Returns to Twitter; Margaret Cho Prowls For Bears
Today in Tweetbeat: the awesome Emma Stone returned to Twitter today, Leighton Meester wishes "27 year old straight men" would come to her concerts, and Margaret Cho is looking for bears. (Presumably, the gay dude kind.) More » -
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Katy Perry Invites Herself To Real Housewives Dinner; John Mayer Teaches Phone Cheating 101
Today in Tweetbeat: Sarah Palin "learns" "humility" by stumbling on a stage, Katy Perry initiates the Great Katy Perry/Real Housewives Summit of 2009, John Mayer has a high-tech (and illogical) cheating trick, and Soulja Boy says what now? More » -
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Katy Perry Will Never Make An Exercise Video; Ellen Loves Portia for What She Said Today on The View
Today in Tweetbeat: Ellen loves her wife Portia's defense of equal marriage on The View, Katy Perry jokes about her trainer's body-snarking, and Emmy Rossum answers an obvious question with grace. More » -
#dirtbag
Lindsay Leaves In Tears, Angelina Makes Up Rumors About Jen, And Oprah Apologizes To Robin
- A source claims that Lindsay Lohan "stormed out of" Brittany Gastineau's birthday party in tears after her ex-girlfriend, Courtenay Semel confronted her at the party and tried to talk her into going to rehab. [PageSix]
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Michael Lohan Could Get Arrested (Again); Twilight Stars Definitely Dating
- Could Michael Lohan go to jail for the phone calls he's been leaking?
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Levi Johnston Wants People To Stop Caring About His Twitter Account
Today in Tweet Beat, Levi Johnston is concerned about his how much exposure his Tweets get, Lindsay Lohan is still pissed at her dad, and Ice-T's wife Coco has the most awesome cell phone. More » -
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Lady Gaga Is A Gay Activist; Miley Cyrus Is A Bad Tipper
- Lady Gaga, Gay Activist! She "was the highest-wattage celebrity to attend both the Human Rights Campaign dinner Saturday night and the National Equality March on Sunday." Reporter Dan Zak writes:
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#goodbadugly
Rage Against The American Ballet Theatre Gala's Glam Awesomeness
Now that's what we call a gala: American Ballet Theatre's 2009 Fall varietal at New York's Lincoln Center; gorgeous gowns; Iman; Natalie Portman; Mila Kunis; Emmy Rossum...and, wait, is that Adam Duritz? More » -
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Stars Apparently Confused By The Meaning Of "Luncheon"
The Hollywood Foreign Press Association's Annual installation luncheon at the Beverly Hills Hotel apparently had no dress code. Half were in evening. Half were in costume. Chris Pine's shoes looked weird. And Kerry Washington, of course, was flawless. More » -
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Renée & Bradley Play Grab-Ass; Emmy Rossum's Secret Divorce
- Renée Zellweger and Bradley Cooper are so on. How on are they?
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Clothes Are Possessed With Evil At Orphan Premiere
When you hear the words "Orphan premiere at the Mann Village Theater," you're probably expecting freaky kids and chills. But shirtless dudes? Leather pants? Kim Kardashian? That's a whole different kind of scary. More » -
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Jen & Bradley "Just Friends"; Chace & Ed's Bromance Over?
- Chace Crawford has moved out of the NYC apartment he shared with Ed Westwick and into a penthouse way downtown.
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#thegoodthebadtheugly
Spring Forward: Stars Dress Stylishly (For The Children)
The 6th Annual New Yorkers For Children Spring Dinner Dance at New York's Mandarin Oriental had the theme 'New Year's in April: A Fool's Fete' which apparently meant some awesomely odd clothing! More »
