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more about #emmanuellebeart more comments → Flackette Goes Retro: While I certainly wouldn't discourage Spencer from sterilizing himself to prevent any future Spencers entering this world, he really could solve this ... more » TiniDarling: Emmanuelle Béart is 46?!? Fucking French. more » kellieherson: I feel like Kanye West is a few moments of weirdness away from becoming Tracy Jordan. more » choufleur: Hey, hey, Spencer? WEAR A CONDOM. more » I believe in peace, bitch: I'm starting to feel like Kanye is right.Maybe there is some mass societal conspiracy out to get him. Maybe at night he dons capes and fights the sour... more » MizJenkins: Riddle me this: If leggings aren't pants, then are bodysuits clothes? Is it proper to go without clothes Amber Rose? more » Experiment626: Good for you, Spencer, good for you. Just to be safe and for the sake of humanity, why don't you have Heidi get her tubes tied while you get your vase... more » TheUptightMidwesterner: For once, Spencer is thinking of the well-being of the world and not willingly unleashing his peroxided demon-spawn upon us. Bravo, you overblown douc... more » ampersandparade: Lauren's book is a roman a clef. A film of a book that is based on a slightly scripted television show that is disguised as "reality." This is wonde... more » piccola: So that's been Heidi's plan all along - get Spencer to self-sterilize. Well played, Heidi, well played. more » cwisto moweina has got yer goat: Silly Spencer! You don't need to cut off your balls. As a farm worker familiar with gelding, let me give you some advice: just wrap a band around the... more » IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: I hate when celebs complain that they are performing for free when they are doing it for charity! Ex: Kanye, & Chris Brown re: Oprah. more » arsp0etica03: Hey I lose it each time the chicken run out too! I don't see what the big deal is... (sarcasm) & he threw that chicken out. Now didn't his Momma rais... more » I, Zombie Normal: Should we tell Spencer that he doesn't need to "cut off (his) nuts," that a simple snip and a staple will suffice? Well, actually, no, let's not, and ... more » abagatelle: Yes, Spencer Pratt! Finally, a good idea comes from that flesh colored beard with a douche attached to it. more » -
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Kanye Throws Another Fit; No Sex For Speidi
- Kanye West new life of humility isn't off to a good start. Over the weekend at Common's benefit show in Hollywood he threw a fit when he wasn't offered food backstage and saw another man eating chicken.
