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more about #eminem Slim: I know some people may not agree, but...YES! T.I. is free! ATL represent shawty! Chris Brown should take a page outta his book, now that is how you r... more » Valkyrie607: Lily, the reason you can't be like Liam Gallagher is not because you're a girl, or a lady. It's because you're not a douche. more » crazy_lady: Daniel Day-Lewis...you are most definitely not filth. I drink your milkshake! I DRINK IT UP! I love you. hahaha more » Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: It always makes me giggle when people are "surprised" by a pregnancy. If you're not using any form of birth control and you're having sex, then getti... more » Penny: I know that my view on the world is officially fucked when my first thought is "well, at least Paris doesn't think she's too good for the show." more » tobesthewonderdog: also how is jennifer hudson making a dress i saw some girl wear to my eighth grade dance look so good? some people can just wear the shit out of anyth... more » Wit is periodically disensouled: Well, I'm glad Lily Allen has decided to stop drinking on stage to combat her nerves, because I think that's a healthy decision, but I wish she had no... more » jemandtheholograms: I'm glad Lily Allen made that decision, because I saw her a couple of years ago while she was drinking on stage, and the show was kind of a disaster. ... more » phantom lady: Carrie's ring is guessed to be $150,000??? that's a lot for a hockey player more » cinematheques: Scott Stapp is reproducing? A second time, for that matter? yuk more » LaComtesse: No thanks, Marshall: I've sat on the laps of one too many Shady Clauses at company Christmas parties... more » Tippi Hedren: ... Bret then added that he hoped to see Miley on the upcoming season of Rock of Love: Girls with Daddy Issues. more » LucilleMcGillicuddy: jezzies, some people will tell you that your body will not let you get pregnant when you are nursing. THIS IS NOT TRUE. consider yourself warned. more » Evie Havok: Oh, South Africans. You should be glad they didn't ask Angelina Jolie to don blackface again to play that role. At least this time the actress is actu... more » divinelioness: No. No, Chris Brown, I am not "still down." I will not be allowing your songs on my pandora, inside the hip hop dance class I teach, sing along to yo... more » PhillyLass: So, basically, Chris Brown was disingenuous when he entered his guilty plea and unapologetic, even as he gave testimonials of contrition to the media.... more » robit: Last spring, I substitute taught full time. There would be kids who would act up, after warnings, and when I would tell them I was leaving a note for ... more » Ack: I propose a ban on any more Pete-Doherty-is-a-drug-addled-douche stories. When he sobers up, that's a story. Eminem, you are a piece of shit. Kindl... more » BytheSea: So, when you were in high school, and Jenny McCarthy was bouncing around on MTV, at what point in the future of the world did you expect her to be a g... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: This is my fourth attempt at commenting about Chris Brown. Unfortunately, he is making me so angry, it is hard to think/write coherently, but here it ... more » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Another Baby For Jennifer Hudson?; Stalker Threatened Mass Murder At Jacko Concert
- Jennifer Hudson may be pregnant again, only four months after her son was born. "Jennifer was in total shock when she found out she was having another baby," says a "friend," who claims she found out on December 10.
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#dirtbagafterdark
Chris Disses Oprah & BET; Will Playgirl Publish Nude Pics Of Tiger?
- Chris Brown whined to Vibe about how Oprah Winfrey treated him after he assaulted Rihanna saying, "I didn't get a call from them or anything. I felt embarrassed, but at the same time I felt stabbed in the back."
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#dirtbag
Taylor & Beyoncé Top Grammy Noms; Tiger Woods' Sponsors Stand By Him
- Taylor Swift received eight Grammy nominations. "I started freaking out and jumping up and down," she claims. On winning one, she says:
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#wonderwoman
Female Force: The Poorly Illustrated, Incomplete Adventures Of Oprah Winfrey
Oprah Winfrey hasn't been bitten by a radioactive spider, so you'd think the writer of her Female Force comic biography would capitalize on any details that make her story more interesting. Sadly, it's less thrilling than her Wikipedia page.
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#dirtbagafterdark
Lohan Leaks Gosselin Call; John & Gerard Bond Over Womanizing
- Is Michael Lohan out of taped conversations with family members? He's leaked a recording in which Jon Gosselin says, "I put my kids out there to every pedophile on the planet and they never got paid for it? It's disgusting."
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#dirtbag
Chris Brown Says "Abuse Of Any Kind Is Always Wrong," Taylor Ready To Go "100%" On Tonight's SNL
- Chris Brown sat down with MTV's Sway to discuss his assault on Rihanna, noting that he's still unsure as to how the public perceives him and that he believes that "abuse of any kind is always wrong." [MTV]
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#tweetbeat
Ciara Will Be Givenchy's New Muse
Today in Tweet Beat, Adrianne Curry needs to stop tweeting and driving, Bud Bundy has been getting work, and Rivers Cuomo enjoys knitting. More » -
#dirtbag
Khloe Wants To Be "Skinny Pregnant"; Nicole & Joel Secretly Wed?
- For the love of God. Khloe Kardashian says: "I want to be a skinny pregnant person." Actually, what she says when she's asked about having kids is:
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#dirtbagafterdark
Polanski Would Agree To House Arrest; Kate Plus 8 Will End In November
- A Swiss tribunal is expected to rule on Roman Polanski's appeal to be freed from jail by the end of the week. Polanski's lawyer says he would be willing to stay under house arrest at his Swiss villa if released.
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#dirtbagafterdark
Beyonce's Pop Hit With Paternity Suit; J.Lo Gave Madonna "Super-Sharp Looks"
- Alexsandra Wright, who is 6-months pregnant, has filed a paternity case alleging that Beyonce's dad, Mathew Knowles, is the father of her child. He has been married to Tina Knowles since 1980. [TMZ]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Kate "Just Needed A Break" From Family Dogs; Amy Winehouse Fights Middle School Bully
- Kate Gosselin says that though Jon Gosselin called the breeder and had their two family dogs taken away, "They'll come back I'm sure at some point. But for now, I just needed a break."
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#dirtbag
Chris Brown Does Remember Assaulting Rihanna, He Just Won't Talk About It
- In the teaser footage from Larry King Live, it seemed like Chris Brown didn't remember assaulting Rihanna. But Chris has released a statement which reads:
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#dirtbag
Jude Law's Bald Spot To Blame For All Of His Troubles; Tim Burton Wants To Scare Your Kids
- A source claims that Jude Law, who, as Dodai mentioned yesterday, is currently caught up in another scandal involving a 24-year-old model who is carrying his fourth child, gets into such situations because he's seeking validation about his looks. [DailyMail]
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#dirtbag
Jude Law's Baby Mama Revealed; Seth Rogen Talks Crap About Katherine Heigl
- Jude Law got someone pregnant, but not Rachel McAdams' sister Kayleen — her rep (she's a makeup artist) says "She has never even met him." [Star]
- So. The mother of Jude Law's unborn spawn is:
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#dirtbagafterdark
MJ's Hair To Be Made Into Diamonds; Kate Gosselin Finally Takes Off The Ring
- According to a search warrant, Dr. Conrad Murray is officially the target of a manslaughter investigation into the death of Michael Jackson. But more importantly, Michael's hair is being made into diamonds.
- According to a search warrant, Dr. Conrad Murray is officially the target of a manslaughter investigation into the death of Michael Jackson. But more importantly, Michael's hair is being made into diamonds.
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#generationwhy
Creepy Crawlers, Chipmunks, & Days Gone By: A Gallery Of Generation Y Nostalgia
According to the Times, Generation Y nostalgia is currently having a moment. It might seem a little early, but since Gen-Yers are also supposed to be self-centered, I've put together a slideshow of things I'm nostalgic for.
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#dirtbag
Lindsay's Birthday Cash; Angelina Earns More Than Jen
- Lindsay Lohan turns 23 tomorrow, but she's allegedly already been paid $70,000 by the MGM Grand for hosting an all-day "pre-celebration" in Las Vegas last Saturday.
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#dirtbag
Angelina Is All-Powerful; Clooney's Getting Served; Ricci's Romance Over?
- Contrary to a report in the National Enquirer, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are not splitting up. In fact, they're in love. Imagine that! [Us Magazine]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Ashlee's Drunken Attack On Pete's Ex; Kim Kardashian Engaged
- Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz ran into his ex, Michelle Trachtenberg, and her boyfriend at a party. They had a pleasant chat but then, "Ashlee got very very drunk," said an insider. "She also kept making frequent bathroom trips."
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#dirtbag
Kate Winslet's Merkin; Lindsay & Sam In London
- Kate Winslet tells Allure that when filming The Reader, she had to regrow her pubic hair:
