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more about #emerillagasse tinydundie42: That New York Times article is the hottest thing I've read all week. Mmmm. more » hughman: he is definately one hot piece of kass. #michelleobama more » la vie en hypnose: *Dips finger in stew* Needs more Eric Ripert. That man is just so delicieux. He is a mixture of my two loves food and french. Um I think I need to cha... more » Tchotchke: This post really should have a "NSFW" tag along with it. I'm blushing beet red at the moment. Definitely not office appropriate. #michelleobama more » mllej: Excellent. One Mourad Lahlou/Sam Kass sandwich, please. #michelleobama more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: I am so very hungry right now. Soooo huuunnnngggrrrryyyyy. #michelleobama more » Lymed: I'm surprise the White House did not implode with sexiness when this photo occurred more » SomeAuthorGirl: All of this (the food, the sexeh Sam Kass cheffing it up in the WH, etc) would be too hot for words without the absurdity of Jane Seymour. Thank you,... more » sybann: I think I just experienced an intimate moment with Jez. Wow. Hotness. #michelleobama more » Penny: That guy is way too hot for my own good. #michelleobama more » angelheadedhipster: Mmmm. Sam Kass can poach my locally-sourced, sustainable salmon any day. #michelleobama more » amsci: Oh Karl, you're ugly enough to do anything you want to do! Keep that craggy chin up, tiger! more » Rooo sez BISH PLZ: "I was never a feminist because I was never ugly enough for that." During his last renovation, it was noted that Lagerfeld had had all the mirrors in ... more » Penny: I am fairly certain that Chanel would think Lagerfeld is a tool. more » Penny: Did you all hear that Rodarte is the next Go line for Target? The news has totally overshadowed any excitement I had about the Sui collection. more » Bunsy: The small problem, of course, is that Heidi Klum DID "appropriate" Van Cleef's clover design... more » willwriteforfood: I don't get the point of channeling Chanel via Lagerfeld. I would imagine someone at some point wrote down what she actually said, could we not, like,... more » Yahtzii: . . . So that's Karl Lagerfeld's job? To impersonate Coco Chanel in interviews? This is somehow more confusing than when I thought his job was to wea... more » Samanthrax: You know, those collars he wears probably constricts the flow of oxygen to his brain. yeah. more » greengrey: Wait, Steve Madden sued other designers for knocking THEM off? That's very shocking. I keep waiting to hear that Jimmy Choo is suing Steve Madden. See... more » -
#naughtykitchen
Throwdown: White House Food Sexiness Challenge
It was like, you want cooking? I'll give you cooking: Ecco, Iron Chef is filming at the White House, Doctor Quinn and Nigella are there, and the new kitchen staff is extremely hot (in a locavore-chef-maybe-slightly-Billy-Zane-but-it's-ok sort of way.) More » -
#ragtrade
Karl Thinks Feminists Are "Ugly"; Posh Spice Gives Up On Armani
- For the September issue of Harper's Bazaar, the magazine interviewed Karl Lagerfeld, speaking as Coco Chanel. In character, the Grand Teuton shared such idiotic reflections as: "I was never a feminist because I was never ugly enough for that." [FWD]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Miley & Justin Split; Megan Fox Likes Weed
- Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston have split after less than a year together. A source says the breakup was a result of Miley's traveling, and not Nick Jonas, although he and Miley "have been spending time together." [Us]
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#foodfight
Emeril Lagasse Sends Elderly Woman Fresh Pot
Update: after an elderly woman scared off robbers with her Emeril Lagasse brand pot, police seized it as evidence. Now, the chef says he's sending her a whole new set of his signature cookware. [AP]
