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more about #eltonjohn more comments → MargaretMoony: *Gasp* NOT THE FRENCH FRIES!!! more » kookla: I would give my first born to hear Jake utter the line: "The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle, but the chalice from the palace h... more » Snowbunny: Many parts of me think I would enjoy being fucked by David (Boreanaz). Also; if somebody told me they would pay me "more than one but less than three... more » Scout: Jane & Bradley!!! nooooooooooooo! no no! *stomps foot* I love you Jake but don't you dare TOUCH! The Court Jester *adores Danny Kaye* and Jac... more » scandalouskiki: The idea of Jessica Simpson and Billy Corgan together may have just blown my mind. Does. Not. Compute. more » Rooo sez BISH PLZ: Well, they haven't taken down any of Tiger's billboards in Times Square. Yet. Jessica, please don't let this be a Tony Romo repeat. "Victoria Beckha... more » TheFormerJuneBronson: Oh, Jessica. Just go to college or something! Have a life of your own! more » SarahHeartburn: Count the typos in the Daily Mail George Michael story. I know most proofreaders all over the world have been fired, but doesn't anyone use Word to c... more » BlondeGoddess: I miss the good old days of 'kiss, don't tell'. more » la.donna.pietra: You know, I could wake up to way worse things on my computer screen than a hypothetical three-way involving Derek Jeter and David Boreanaz. more » whats_in_a_name: While I in general like the Smashing Pumpkins I feel it necessary to quote a professor that I also happen to agree with: "Despite all his rage he's st... more » rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny: Zach Galifinakis FTW. more » cate3710: Hortense, nothing is worse than Billy Corgan and Tila Tequila, and you know it. Jessica Simpson would be an upgrade at this point. more » nancystender: I wish I could see her off-Bway show. I love Carrie Fisher so much. And I heard her being interviewed on NPR the other day. Leonard Lopate says, "... more » pond-side-over: Oh Carrie, ignore them - "Cute" & "hot"comes and goes, but clearly beauty is forever. more » -
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More Mistress Trouble For Tiger, Amy Adams Is Pregnant, And Victoria Beckham's Dresses Are Stolen
- According to Radar Online, Tiger Woods has agreed to pay alleged mistress Rachel Uchitel "more than one million but less than three million" to keep her from sharing the details of their relationship with the public. [RadarOnline]
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Carrie Fisher Faces Criticism From Paul Simon, Star Wars Fans
Last night on Letterman Carrie Fisher discussed her divorce from Paul Simon, saying it's "trippy" to "turn on the radio and hear yourself complained about in song." She also doesn't recommend Googling yourself "without lubricant." Clip at left. -
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Marilyn Murders Evan Look-Alike In Video; Pete Campbell Cried At Co-Star's Weddings
- Maybe all those hysterical parents were right about Marilyn Manson. In his latest video he violently beats a woman who looks like his ex-girlfriend Evan Rachel Wood, then leaves her bloody, dead body in a bathtub.
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Polanski Set To Make Cash Bail Offer, Balloon Boy's Dad Writes Racist "Humor" Book, And Lindsay Thinks Her Father Is "A Lunatic"
- Roman Polanski's lawyer, Herme Temime, says a "very, very significant" cash bail offer will be made to Swiss authorities on Monday, and that Polanski will accept "whatever" extradition decision is made, as Polanski wouldn't behave "like a fugitive." [AP]
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Rosie & Angie's Dinner Date; Charlize's Nickname
- Did Rosie O'Donnell try to romance Angelina Jolie? She told Howard Stern on his radio show:
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Arrest Made In Lindsay Robbery; Khloe Kardasian Hears Wedding Bells
- Someone's been arrested in the Lindsay Lohan home burglary case — and it's not Lindsay Lohan!
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Trump Calls For Kanye Boycott; Kate Gosselin To Host Talk Show With Paula Deen
- Donald Trump is calling for people to boycott Kanye West due to "Swift-gate," "so this kind of thing doesn't happen again." He says, "He couldn't care less about Beyonce. It was grandstanding to get attention." From one who'd know. [TMZ]
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Buzz About Kanye VMA Incident Continues; Elton's Adoption Plan Faces Obstacles
- Russell Brand on the Kanye West incident at the VMAs:
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Tina Wins An Emmy, Elton Considers Adoption, And VH1 Steps Back From Reality
- Tina Fey won the Emmy for Best Guest Actress in a Comedy last night for her portrayal of Sarah Palin on Saturday Night Live.Accepting the award, Fey thanked her parents, "who are lifelong Republicans, for their patience." [AP]
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Robert Pattinson Spills Twilight Sequel Secrets
- Twihards! Sparkle vamp Robert Pattinson says there will be a fourth Twilight movie; the plot of the book Breaking Dawn will come to the big screen. What does this mean?
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Elton John Helped Eminem Through Rehab; New Book Reveals Streisand Romanced Co-Stars
- Eminem says Elton John helped him fight his drug addiction. "He had a substance-abuse problem in the past. So when I first wanted to get sober, I called him," explains Em.
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No Exclusive On Heidi & Spencer's Wedding Pix
- El oh el: It appears none of the celebrity weeklies have bought exclusive rights to pictures of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt's wedding this weekend.
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Heidi Montag And Spencer Pratt Are On Drugs, Getting Married
- Faux-reality stars Heidi and Spencer are getting married, legally this time, in Pasadena on April 25. Speaking of making it legal, they reportedly have a prescription for pot.
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Angelina Jolie Wigs Out
- Angelina Jolie started working on Salt yesterday, and her character, rogue CIA operative Evelyn A. Salt, has a couple of different looks:
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A Goldmine Of Oscars Gossip; Lindsay Says Tattoo Is A "Woman Empowerment Thing"
- Would Kate Winslet pose for Playboy? Will Angelina adopt Miley Cyrus? Was Natalie Portman flirting with Robert Pattinson? Wherever the stars go, dirt is sure to follow.
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Tina Fey & Sarah Silverman: Comedy Catfight?
- A stupid psychic has made some predictions for 2009: Michelle Williams will wed Neil Patrick Harris, Jen and Angelina will co-star in a movie and Tina Fey will fight Sarah Silverman. [Page Six]
