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more about #elmo SomeAuthorGirl: Lindsay, why doesn't Tyra know that Cookie Monster's eyes are pretend? Whyyyyyyyyy? I need tissues. Stat. more » femme-bot: omg, cookie monster was totes coked out. more » rodmanstreet: Oh, Lindsay, that (Yes, more than usual!) was so perfectly timed. Right around the comma between condescendingly and especially, I thought to myself,... more » Jack_Burton: I would really love to see Sesame Street bloopers... There's a million-dollar gag-reel, I bet. more » Tippi Hedren: Does anyone else automatically think "smegma" whenever they hear or see the word "smize?" Or am I just totally disgusting? more » dirtybee: That's the exact same face when I get my gin and tonic at the bar #sesamestreetanniversary more » doodley is not amused: The mahna mahna song, one of the great Sesame Street moments from the very first season: [www.youtube.com] more » amsci: I want to thank Sesame Street for bringing the Yip Yips into my life. 25+ years later and I still find them hal-airiouzzz. #sesamestreetanniversary more » LaComtesse: Today I ran my department’s staff meeting and one of the items on our agenda was "Which Muppet Are You and Why?" Answers: "A combo of Miss Piggy a... more » morninggloria: Oscar the Grouch was always my favorite, followed closely by Cookie Monster. Interestingly, I grew up into a sort of cranky adult with self-indulgent... more » runawaywheels: I'm so excited! I can't wait to watch the premiere this morning! I haven't watched an episode in forevers (i'm 25). In honor of the anniversary, what ... more » artyfarty: Elmo is no Grover. #sesamestreetanniversary more » frugal: Is that Scarlet O'll Scareher? #sesamestreetanniversary more » Kivrin: Great NPR piece this morning on Sesame Street's 40th anniversary: [www.npr.org] #npr more » Lymed: You're going to sneeze! Quick, drop the doggy and cover your mouth with your sleeve! Are you trying to kill all of us? #sesamestreetanniversary more » curiousgeorgiana: Indoctrination always comes dressed as a red puppet with googly eyes. #sesamestreetanniversary more » justcallmeangel: I love how she is actually having a conversation with him. They look like they are chatting away. So precious. #sesamestreetanniversary more » bluebears: The world can't be a totally lousy place so long as Sesame Street exists. #sesamestreetanniversary more » Newsgirl: TICKLE ME!! #sesamestreetanniversary more » Cam/ron: Todd, do what the damn Muppet says. more » -
#surrealstreet
Tyra Teaches Cookie Monster How To Smize
If you happened to catch Tyra today, no you did not accidentally eat mold: it was a special show for kids celebrating Sesame Street's 40th anniversary. So everyone spoke very slowly and condescendingly, especially Tyra. (Yes, more than usual!) More » -
#gesundheit
Elmo Called On To Deliver White House Briefing On Sneezing
At a press conference about the H1N1 virus yesterday, Kathleen Sebelius chastised NBC's Chuck Todd for sneezing into his hand, saying "We'll have Elmo give Chuck a "special" briefing... Elmo knows how to sneeze." Video at left. [Buzzfeed] -
#puppetregime
Michelle Obama Takes It To The Street
…Sesame Street, that is. Her PSA is up, and in it, she talks about exercise, but with fully covered biceps. Elmo, on the other hand, is totally naked. Scandalous! Video after the jump. [ET] More » -
#canyoutellmehowtoget
Tina Fey's Sesame Street Appearance Coming To DVD
The 2007 Sesame Street episode "Elmo and the Bookaneers" will be available on DVD on April 21. Check out Tina Fey's appearance as a pirate who loves to read, in the video at left. [Strollerderby] -
#dirtbag
Lindsay Lohan: Fibs & Financial Trouble?
- Lindsay Lohan a liar? In the latest issue of Nylon, LL says she's hoping to work with Seth Rogen but "Seth won't call us back." Rogen says:
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#sesametreat
Ricky Gervais & Elmo: Not Safe For Kids
A reader writes, "Please post this! Somehow over the course of a few minutes he manages to bring up the Holocaust, necrophilia, and child abuse." [YouTube]
