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more about #ellenpage more comments → o-line: Larry King asked the same question about the covered wagon in his youth. #michaellohanfaketwitter more » vulcanized: Erika Christensen? She's gonna SWIMFAN Samberg's ass! #michaellohanfaketwitter more » Ms Meghan is Reppin' the Triforce: Andrew WK is so worth following for his advice tweets. Also I am stoked Ellen Page is on twitter. #michaellohanfaketwitter more » Snowbunny: I just had an alarming mini heart attack of joy when I read Neil Diamond's tweet. I'm going to watch that clip 100 times on youtube now. #michaelloha... more » kookla: Neil Diamond. I was thinking the same thing!! I love you. #michaellohanfaketwitter more » jdawgg297: somebody tell Larry King that my 94 volvo 850 and I are doing well, thank you very much. Working odometers, windows, AC, sun visors, and glove compart... more » NtotheItotheCKY: I love how even the random photo of the spider she found looks like it's ready for the pages of one of her magazines:) #michaellohanfaketwitter more » Leucadia: Martha (and anyone else not squeamish): Check out What's That Bug? [www.whatsthatbug.com] Very interesting pics of bugs that people send in! Including... more » pesematology: Thank you for including Larry King and Rivers Cuomo in these. Their tweets always make me happy. #michaellohanfaketwitter more » erinna: So Martha Stewart is the goose that laid the golden egg? #michaellohanfaketwitter more » TransFat: I always type it out as, "badum bum chhh!!!" see also: "dun dun DUNN" and everyone's favorite, "wah waaaah" #michaellohanfaketwitter more » Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: Neil you just made my heart happy. I am sure your tweet just sent the actor who plays him into the stratosphere. How much bigger a compliment could so... more » caffeinequeen: That picture of the spider made me vomit, scream, and piss my pants simultaneously. I know they're important for ecological reasons and all, but KILL... more » phantom lady: Yes Neil, Puck was so good so good so Sweet Caroline! I read all things on Jez even if I don't watch them (hills) so I'm hep and current on my pop cul... more » Uncommon Whore: I love Puck and I have watched the video of him singing Sweet Caroline about four times in the past two days. Love. Him. #michaellohanfaketwitter more » -
#tweetbeat
Michael Lohan Claims He Doesn't Have A Twitter Account
Today in Tweet Beat, Michael Lohan says (via Kate Major) that this Twitter account is fake (but we're not really buying that), Martha Stewart keeps posting pictures of gross stuff, and Elisabeth Hasselbeck returns to Twitter from maternity leave. More » -
#dirtbag
Jennifer Lopez's Alter Ego; Ellen Page's New TV Show
- The new single from a singer named Lola is actually a track by Jennifer Lopez.
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#filmschooled
Why Didn't Whip It Bring In More Bank?
Whip It did not do well at the box office over the weekend; it came in at sixth place and was crushed by Zombieland. Women & Hollywood's Melissa Silverstein writes, "I'm sad." That makes two of us! Here's what's weird:
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#criticalmass
Critics Say You Must (See) Whip It
How's Drew Barrymore's directorial debut? Well, some critics say it's a bit slow and predictable. However, all agree that despite its faults, the rollerderby film is "unreasonably entertaining" and more intelligent and empowering than most films marketed to women. More » -
#filmschooled
7 Things I Loved About Whip It!
I saw Whip It! last night. I loved it so hard. Let me count the ways.
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#dirtbag
Justin & Rihanna Are "On"; Kardashian Wedding Was "Real"
- More on this is Midweek Madness, but Star is reporting that Justin Timberlake and Rihanna are "on." Here's the deal:
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#rollwithit
Whip It!'s Ellen Page & Alia Shawkat Are Convincing Real-Life Best Friends
Real life BFFs ("we text") and Whip It! stars Ellen Page and Alia Shawkat talk about leeches, feeling sorry for the guys on the set of Whip It!, and their interesting movie choice on a recent trip to (wink) Amsterdam. More » -
#derbygirls
Whip It Good
Roller derby star Alex Cohen spent three months training Ellen Page to perform her own stunts in Whip It. "A lot of skating is about confidence, and not getting freaked out," Cohen says. "Nobody wants permanent liver damage." [WSJ] -
#filmschooled
Analyzing Whip It's Comfortingly Familiar Teen Angst
Whip It, the roller derby flick that marks Drew Barrymore's directorial debut and stars Ellen Page, looks like fun. It also looks very familiar. We broke down the trailer, frame by frame, to find out why. More » -
#dirtbag
GLAAD Not Happy About Brüno; SJP's Surrogate Targeted By Cops
- GLAAD is concerned about Sacha Baron Cohen's depiction of homosexuality in Brüno:
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#snapjudgment
Ellen Page Looks Pregnant With Possibility
[Los Angeles, June 2. Image via Bauer-Griffin]
