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more about #ellendegeneres more comments → JLady: Word games with Ellen and Portia? Sign me up. Like right now. more » Le Kangourou de Kataroo: I would play the SHIT out of some Scrabble with Ellen and Portia. 9:30? That's my bedtime too! And, this was a really great interview with Paris. She... more » sybann: But might I suggest Pictionary? more » sybann: HELLO! No brainer. I don't even have to scroll down. more » La Chica Lucy: I would rather play Scrabble with Paris Hilton, because I would kick her ass (and world champion Scrabble player I am not), and then go watch the ball... more » TheFormerJuneBronson: I'd almost certainly get my ass kicked at Scrabble by the two of them. And I would love every minute of it. more » katie.scarlett.o'hara: Whenever I hear the word "Scrabble," I'm reminded of how my parents used to play it on a tiny magnetic board on road trips, while my dad was DRIVING. more » LaComtesse: "...Portia and ME," Ellen. Object, not subject. Here's hoping your spelling is better than your grammar *glasses adjustment and a hearty snort* more » TheUptightMidwesterner: So, I just heard Paris Hilton is going to be "hosting" a beach party at a reservation casino in Mahnomen, Minnesota. Up North. In the middle of nowh... more » token_illiterate_commenter: Spend an evening in a loud club full of amateur drunks, or with two of the funniest women around? Is there a question here? more » gherkinfiend: I'd prefer the Scrabble option, except I bet both Portia and Ellen know all those sneaky little high score words and I would lose even more embarrassi... more » Penny: Only if they play Scrabble. I suck at Boggle so hard that I'd rather go party with Hilton in Barstow. more » BlondeGoddess: That's a no-brainer, really. more » Tippi Hedren: I don't recommend Cabo... it's SUCH a young crowd. more » cait98: I never get the John Mayer hate on this website. Is it because he dates pretty famous women? And therefore he must be a misogynist? Because you know... more » -
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Would You Rather Party With Paris Or Play Scrabble With Ellen & Portia?
Today Ellen DeGeneres compared New Year's Eve plans with Paris Hilton, who is deciding whether to party in Vegas, Cabo, or Australia. Ellen offers, "You could just hang with Portia and I. We're either going to play Boggle or Scrabble." -
#gimmeabreak
But Can We Take A Break From Him?
In a People article that reads remarkably like The Onion, John Mayer claims that to recover from the stresses of sleeping with various starlets, he's "taking a break from dating." That sweater should help. [People] -
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Mindy Kaling to Ellen: "You Look Like a Lemur"
The Office writer Mindy Kaling was on Ellen today, where she showed a picture of herself at age 11 ("You can't tell what gender I was") and gives Ellen major compliments on her ice-blue lemur-like eyes. Bonus clip below. More » -
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Katy Perry Invites Herself To Real Housewives Dinner; John Mayer Teaches Phone Cheating 101
Today in Tweetbeat: Sarah Palin "learns" "humility" by stumbling on a stage, Katy Perry initiates the Great Katy Perry/Real Housewives Summit of 2009, John Mayer has a high-tech (and illogical) cheating trick, and Soulja Boy says what now? More » -
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Katy Perry Will Never Make An Exercise Video; Ellen Loves Portia for What She Said Today on The View
Today in Tweetbeat: Ellen loves her wife Portia's defense of equal marriage on The View, Katy Perry jokes about her trainer's body-snarking, and Emmy Rossum answers an obvious question with grace. More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Marilyn And Evan's Troubling Reunion; Did Tiger Pay His Mistress To Keep Quiet?
- Marilyn Manson revealed in an interview that he and Evan Rachel Wood are back together. Evan — When a guy violently beats and murders your look-alike in a music video, that's a deal breaker.
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Adam Lambert: Lady GaGa Made Me Do It!
Adam Lambert was on Ellen today, where, in a comfortable, easy interview, he joked about Lady GaGa inspiring his AMA performance and said he probably went too far for some people, but didn't apologize. So: it's all settled then! -
#ragtrade
Ungaro: Lindsay's Fashion Line "A Disaster"; Banana Republic Clerks Too Bouncy
- Lindsay Lohan's first collection for Ungaro has been derided by yet another industry heavyweight: Emanuel Ungaro himself. The designer, who sold the business that bears his name in 2005, says Lohan's work was "a disaster" that left him "furious." [Independent]
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#yeptheyregay
Ellen & Portia Tell Oprah About The Importance Of Gay Marriage
Today, Ellen DeGeneres and her wife Portia DeRossi were on Oprah for their first-ever interview as a married couple. They opened up about falling in love, the difficulty of coming out, and why legal marriage for same-sex couples is crucial. More » -
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Amy Poehler's Glamour Cover; "It's Airbrushed To The Hilt, Just How I Like It"
Today on Ellen, Amy Pohler revealed her Glamour cover (other editions feature fellow "Women of the Year" Michelle Obama and Rihanna), then had the audience wave to her son Archie, who watches every day with his nanny. Clip at left. -
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Mo'Nique Found It Easy To Play A Monster
On Ellen today, Mo'Nique claimed that the film Precious will "save somebody's life" and explained about how the cast dealt with shooting such tough, raw material, saying: "We played hard." In addition, she spilled about her recent weight loss: More » -
#tinydancer
4-Year-Old Channels Michael Jackson on Ellen
Earlier this afternoon, four-year-old hip-hop dancer Miles Brown appeared on Ellen, where he explained that he doesn't like that his dancing makes people happy. That's too bad, because his adorable performance certainly put smiles on our faces. Clip at left. -
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Scarlett Can Sing, But She Sure Can't Rap
Today on Ellen Pete Yorn said he asked Scarlett Johansson to record Break Up with him even though he didn't know if she could sing. But when Ellen made Scarlett rap Salt-N-Pepa's "Shoop," she failed the audition. Clip at left. -
#dirtbag
Kate's Lawyer Goes After Jon's Cash, Jon's Lawyer Might Be Kicked Off The Case, And Everyone Is Saving Puppies
- Kate Gosselin's lawyer, Mark Momjian, claims that Jon Gosselin is earning money outside of the family's TLC show and that Kate is entitled to a piece of it, especially after Jon drained the couple's joint bank account. [Radar]
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#betterthannothing
Glamour's "Plus-Size" Model Photo Unveiled On Ellen
Models from Glamour's plus-size spread will be on The Ellen DeGeneres Show today with editor-in-chief Cindi Leive. In the preview clip after the jump, we get our first look at the photo, which Leive pledges is only the beginning. More » -
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Ellen Gives Heidi A Gift For The Well-Heeled Baby
Heidi Klum, who'll give birth any day now, was on The Ellen DeGeneres Show today. Ellen predicted Heidi was having a girl months ago and bought her a gift we're not huge fans of for either sex. Clip at left. -
#dirtbagafterdark
Jay-Z Defends Kanye; Second Lohan Robbery Suspect Found On Facebook
- Jay-Z is one of the few people still on Team Kanye after the VMA incident. "I think it was rude but the way they're treating him..." says Jay-Z. "He's on the cover of every paper. He didn't kill anybody..."
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#maghag
Neil Patrick Harris On Sexuality & Stardom
New York magazine's cover story alleges that Neil Patrick Harris is a Hollywood rarity: An openly gay actor who "can host award shows, play a womanizer, walk the red carpet with his boyfriend, then get cast as a straight dad." More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Cops Suspended For Leaking Rihanna Photo; Jon Plans Playdate For Hailey & The Kids
- Two female LAPD officers were suspended for leaking the photo of a beaten Rihanna. They are facing disciplinary action and a possible charge of identifying a victim of domestic violence if it's proven that they were responsible. [Contact Music]
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#dirtbagafterdark
More On Lindsay/Sam Twitter Fight; Paula Upset Over Ellen's Idol Gig
- This morning Lindsay Lohan posted an incoherent rant about Samantha Ronson on Twitter. She writes: "can you make an attempt to not ruin ANYTHI...zG positive that i have FINALLY deserved just to cry myself to sleep with your cheats, errors..."
