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more about #ellemacpherson more comments → ImDatNinja (loves her Red Sox): I thought this was Mischa Barton for a long moment. Maybe its the pout plus skinny jeans. more » Annabellie: Maybe she had a case of the Mean Reds. more » I, Zombie Normal: "I relinquish my title as "The Body" and will be henceforth known as "The Disdain." more » samarkand: Sorry this is a major, er, pet peeve of mine: Elle MacPherson's lab/poodle mix, Bella There, fixed that. more » SarahMC: I am so goddamn sick of the name "Bella," for animals and children. more » AthertonMerriweather: I'm curious to know if the designer that actually designed Jessica Simpson's clothing line feels equally as blessed. more » lilbobbytables: As a middle American, I get a little touchy when people like Amber Valetta (coast dwellers, as I call them) talk about how nice it is. Like, I am glad... more » karmasutra är svensk: See, my dog is adorable and very photogenic but she's a mutt and no dog line (and I'm talking something substantial like Orvis, not a prissy-pupster-i... more » badmutha: Right. A dog is officially better looking than I am and makes lots of money because of it. If they give that dog a PhD, I am throwing myself in traffic. more » hydrogen_jukebox: Only $98? Why don't I own a pair of Uggs already!? Oh, that's right. Because they're ugly. And they smell after you wear them three times. And for $9... more » lilbobbytables: Bucking the recession, Elle MacPherson's labradoodle, Bella, has been signed as the body of canine fashion line Dogside.com, for a "substantial five-f... more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): First Bella Swan with her sparklevamp whining... now Bella Dog with her big expensive modeling contract? I officially put a moratorium on Bellas. I ... more » Gretchen is a new kitten mom!: I work with a woman who always wears Crocs and has one for her cell. It makes me scream every day - we're teachers and don't have to comply to an off... more » NotChoinski: Wait, Roisin Murphy is a dude? more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Cellphone crocs are even uglier than the real thing. I'm not sure how that is possible. more » -
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Elle's Dog Gets Modeling Contract; Anna Gets Flak; ALT Gets Uggs
- Bucking the recession, Elle MacPherson's labradoodle, Bella, has been signed as the body of canine fashion line Dogside.com, for a "substantial five-figure sum." [Telegraph]
- Anna Wintour wears dress twice! The sky is falling! [Styleist]
- And she wants privacy. Sorry. [NYPost]
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Roisin Murphy Calls Lady Gaga "A Poor Imitation Of Me"; Katie Holmes Is Launching A Fashion Line
- We never thought of Lady Gaga's style as something one should actually seek to take credit for, but Roisin Murphy apparently feels differently. [Refinery29]
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Paula Abdul Kisses Idol Goodbye; Penelope Cruz Pregnant
- Paula Abdul will not return to American Idol. This announcement comes via her Twitter. She wrote:
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Fran Does Skin Care; Unretouched Shots Of Gisele Emerge
- Fran Drescher is launching a skincare line — called FranBrand — this fall on HSN. The products are organic and paraben-free, because, as Drescher puts it, "Women are schmearing stuff on their décolleté, wondering why we're all getting breast cancer..."
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#thefword
Supermodel Speaks Out Against That "Meaningless" Phrase, Feminism
"[Feminism] is one of those coined phrases that has a lot of innuendo and not much meaning...I believe men and women are different and they have different needs, therefore the concept of equal rights doesn't really sit with me..." [Guardian] -
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Hermione Does Burberry; Courtney Love To Do Clothing Line?
- Filling Lily Donaldson's shoes, Emma Watson, 19, will be the face of Burberry. Said designer Christopher Bailey: "Her charm and intellect and brilliant sense of fun made the whole shoot feel like a picnic on the Thames." [Telegraph]
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Speidi Suits Up For Swim Season; "The Body" Goes To Babeland
- In your daily back-to-bed moment of despair for Western culture, Heidi Montag has become a bathing suit designer. [E! Online]
- Elle MacPherson reportedly shops at Toys in Babeland. Unless there's some other "toy" store near Schiller's. [FWD]
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Eva Mendes For Calvin Klein; Nobody Puts Alaïa In The Corner
- Eva Mendes, along with male model Jamie Dornan, are confirmed as the fall faces of Calvin Klein Jeans and Calvin Klein Underwear. Steven Klein shot the campaigns. [WWD]
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Material Girl Gets A Second Helping Of Louis Vuitton
- Confirmed: Madonna will do the Louis Vuitton fall campaign. With Jesus Luz? I imagine LVMH execs did a pro/con weighing the headline value against the risk that Madge would dump her boytoy ere September. [Grazia]
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Vogue Readers Don't Get The Bag; Filene's Basement On The Block
- Vogue subscribers are lured with a free-gift gimmick that looks...different when it comes in the mail. Of course, subscribing to Vogue is basically scheduling disappointment monthly, but the bait-and-switch is not normally so overt. [NYPost]
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Elle MacPherson To Play Model Agency Director; Barack's Watch Selling Briskly
- 80s supermodel-turned-businesswoman Elle MacPherson will star in the CW's Beautiful as an 80s supermodel-turned-businesswoman. The show revolves around models living in agency housing. It'll be MacPherson's first television gig since her stint on Friends. [THR]
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Grey's Anatomy Star In Car Accident
- Grey's Anatomy star T.R. Knight was in a three-car crash yesterday. He was not injured, but two other people were taken to the hospital by ambulance. [LA Times]
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#snapjudgment
Elle Macpherson: Is That Down Under Down Below?
[London, March 17. Image via Bauer-Griffin]
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Kate Winslet's Terrorist & Body Issues
- Why do Kate Winslet and husband Sam Mendes usually fly on separate planes?
