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more about #elledecor more comments → ElleL: What, no golden showers? more » ElleL: Apparently he blew his personality load on Twitter, bc this apartment is a beige blaaaaaah. more » UdeleElephino: re: the comments about looking like a chick's place and the hilarious article title... I'd imagine Mr. Armani himself would say something like this on... more » gonzosmom: Much like Mayer himself, his place is devoid of any personality. more » labeled: For some reason I am imagining Jessica drunkenly lurching out of bed for a post-coitus bathroom trip and getting her hair all tangled in the inexplica... more » funzette: contents of deep freezer (not shown) 1 (one) square foot of skin like porcelain 1 (one) pair of candy lips 4 (four) bubblegum tongues more » hortense: It honestly looks like the kind of house someone owns, but is too busy to actually live in, which is why it looks so...lifeless, I guess. more » Jo Aage: "For the first time in my life, I understood what healthy messaging was all about." Whaaa? *confused frown* more » CoalMineCanary: I was hoping his home would be something we could make fun of. Neon lights, kitschy shit he picked up at thrift stores, etc. But this is too blah to b... more » dianersb was bit by a zombie: Remember that Friends episode where Phoebe and Rachel went apeshit for Pottery Barn, and their apartment ended up looking like the PB display window. ... more » heykoukla: He doesn't own a single guitar stand? more » cuteasabutton: I still prefer the BF's bedroom. Clothes strewn on the floor, wet towel on the floor. And clean clothes hung on the CD tower to dry. With a hint of af... more » sybann: I have to agree with the "meh" on this one. The bedroom WOULD make me sleepy - from boredom. more » mscomplexity: Looks like a chick's pad to me. more » hortense: Was the bedroom inspired by Holiday Inn? more » -
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Elle Decor Goes Inside John "The Player" Mayer's Loft
The September issue of Elle Decor goes where many women have gone before: John Mayer's bedroom. What does it look like where the magic happens?
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