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more about #elizabethhurley more comments → BytheSea: *crossing fingers* Cop n robbers at the beach, cops n robbers at the beach.. #cindycrawford more » Penny: Something is wrong with me if I have used Liz Hurley's diet tip. #cindycrawford more » Penny: Ugh, okay, the cutting thing. As a person who has struggled, crazy-like, with S-I for nearly 15 years, I can say that her prolonged issue with it is ... more » BetteD: @ Item 1: Whhaaaa? Somebody please to explain. I do not get this. At. All. If someone took an inappropriate pic of my underage child without my k... more » Santos L Halper: Jesus, Stephanie Pratt (whoever you are) I, too, hate it when I'm being tested by Professor Captain Morgan and he gives me pop quizzes all of the time... more » lfw1031: Goddess bless you, Elizabeth Hurley...That's diet advice one can truly use! One gimlet, please. #cindycrawford more » A Small Turnip: I'm not usually particularly affected by Lindsay Lohan's seemingly-endless trials and tribulations, but this shit with her father and the taped phone ... more » rodmanstreet: I really hope that tattoo on Cindy Crawford's kid's arm isn't real. If I got a tattoo at that age, I'm pretty sure I'd be walking around right now wi... more » snugbug: Catherine Hardwicke, you are speaking out of turn. Let 'em kids be! Don't make me "Ricki Lake you," as we used to say in the '90s--because I very much... more » lfw1031: My head is going to explode. Wait, which one is the daughter, again?? #cindycrawford more » LuvEwan: I thought it said that John McCain was named executor of Michael Jackon's estate. I guess I'm going to bed early tonight. #cindycrawford more » LucilleMcGillicuddy: there are 6 wtf items here. can we start drinking now? #cindycrawford more » Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini: I'll be very happy when the rest of the world realizes that "gypsy" is the pejorative term for the Roma. Please call them what they prefer to be calle... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: The fact that Richard Heene wrote a racist book is even more upsetting and depressing when I remember that his wife is Japanese. #romanpolanski more » cbroo: regarding the yahoo article about ethan hawke and madonna: isn't the term "gypsy" condered to be offensive? i know at least here in germany (where i'm... more » -
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Cindy Crawford Targeted In Extortion Plot; Lindsay's Still Cutting
- According to documents filed by the FBI and U.S. Attorney's office today, an acquaintance of Cindy Crawford's former nanny threatened to sell a picture of her 7-year-old daughter bound to a chair in revealing clothing.
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Polanski Set To Make Cash Bail Offer, Balloon Boy's Dad Writes Racist "Humor" Book, And Lindsay Thinks Her Father Is "A Lunatic"
- Roman Polanski's lawyer, Herme Temime, says a "very, very significant" cash bail offer will be made to Swiss authorities on Monday, and that Polanski will accept "whatever" extradition decision is made, as Polanski wouldn't behave "like a fugitive." [AP]
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Marilyn Manson Has H1N1, Tries To Infect Audience; Hef Wants Megan Fox In Playboy
- At a concert on Sunday Marilyn Manson blew phlegm from his nose all over the stage (there's video). The next day he wrote on Facebook: "So I have officially been diagnosed, by a real doctor, with THE SWINE FLU..."
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Robert Pattinson Spills Twilight Sequel Secrets
- Twihards! Sparkle vamp Robert Pattinson says there will be a fourth Twilight movie; the plot of the book Breaking Dawn will come to the big screen. What does this mean?
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Carrie Prejean's Mom Accused Her Dad Of Being Gay; Jon and Kate Dad's Mistress Has A Sex Tape
- When Carrie Prejean said she was against gay marriage because "that's how I've been raised by my mother" she wasn't kidding. During her parents divorce, both parents hurled accusations of homosexuality at the other side.
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Lindsay Lohan Skips Court
- Lindsay Lohan won't be in court today to respond to a warrant for her arrest, but her lawyer will be there. The attorney claims it's all a misunderstanding, to which we say: Sure, sure. [AP]
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Dating Madonna Is A Religious Experience; Kimora Lee Simmons & Djimon Hounsou Married?
- Madonna took Jesus Luz to a Kabbalah service. Again. This paper calls her "the world's most boring date." [Daily Mail]
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Rihanna & Chris Brown: Getting Married?
- There will be more on this in Midweek Madness, but this is bananas: Star says that Chris Brown proposed to Rihanna in Miami. Secret wedding?!?! [Star]
