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more about #eliotspitzer Evie Havok: Oh, South Africans. You should be glad they didn't ask Angelina Jolie to don blackface again to play that role. At least this time the actress is actu... more » divinelioness: No. No, Chris Brown, I am not "still down." I will not be allowing your songs on my pandora, inside the hip hop dance class I teach, sing along to yo... more » PhillyLass: So, basically, Chris Brown was disingenuous when he entered his guilty plea and unapologetic, even as he gave testimonials of contrition to the media.... more » robit: Last spring, I substitute taught full time. There would be kids who would act up, after warnings, and when I would tell them I was leaving a note for ... more » Ack: I propose a ban on any more Pete-Doherty-is-a-drug-addled-douche stories. When he sobers up, that's a story. Eminem, you are a piece of shit. Kindl... more » BytheSea: So, when you were in high school, and Jenny McCarthy was bouncing around on MTV, at what point in the future of the world did you expect her to be a g... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: This is my fourth attempt at commenting about Chris Brown. Unfortunately, he is making me so angry, it is hard to think/write coherently, but here it ... more » Tippi Hedren: Wait, wait, wait--John Stamos has a reputation?! This story is clearly made up. more » Tippi Hedren: I'm not a slut, I'm just thorough! more » TheFormerJuneBronson: Okay, I'm actually watching Brian Bonsall on a Family Ties DVD right this minute. Holy cognitive dissonance. more » Wishnick: Wow...that Chris Brown picture makes me throw up in my mouth a little. Oh, that stupid, "Huh? What did I do?" expression *bile rising* And my God do ... more » Penny: This is the first time that, for me, Brown has crossed over from douche to fucking Douche Fantastic. more » Island of Misfit Toys: Bravo to Elin for leaving. more » Le Kangourou de Kataroo: I'm surprised the Jen Aniston People quote didn't end: "Jen loves Christmas, and her house was festively decorated with a huge tree, twinkling Christ... more » Breamworthy: *If* Tiger was still texting various mistresses after the car crash, once the paparazzi orgy had begun, that suggests to me a level of carelessness th... more » bluebears: What an entitled little fuck. Oprah doesn't owe you a pile of dogshit much less a call and an invite on her show you pissy little asshole. more » TransFat: Man, a couple months into outer manhood and Chaz is getting things done. Good for him! more » lalaland13: I saw some headline about "TIGER DIDN'T USE CONDOMS!" or some such and really, come on. Are we to that point? I mean, I probably could have guessed th... more » formergr: "Jen loves Christmas, and her house was festively decorated with a huge tree, twinkling Christmas lights and fragrant flower arrangements," says her p... more » LadySoprano is a Fat-Fighting Superwoman: So glad that Rivers' wife and baby weren't injured! And, of course, that he is okay. How scary. more » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Chris Disses Oprah & BET; Will Playgirl Publish Nude Pics Of Tiger?
- Chris Brown whined to Vibe about how Oprah Winfrey treated him after he assaulted Rihanna saying, "I didn't get a call from them or anything. I felt embarrassed, but at the same time I felt stabbed in the back."
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#clips
Former Escort Ashley Dupre: Prostitutes Help Keep Married Men Married
A few hours before her text messages to the New York Post was published this morning, Ashley Dupre, former callgirl to Eliot Spitzer, appeared live via webcam on Bravo's Watch What Happens to talk about Tiger Woods. More » -
#sexandtheshitty
Newsweek Too Hot For National Review Writer
Sarah Palin's not the only one pissed off about her Newsweek cover — the National Review's Kathryn Jean Lopez isn't pleased either. But she says that leggy shot is "tame" compared with the fleshpot that is Newsweek's website. More » -
#ragtrade
Jewel Thief Model Re-Launches Line; Yoko Ono At Fashion Week
- Erin Wasson is reviving her jewelry collection as a cheaper costume line. Let's hope in addition to ditching the $1000+ price point, Wasson also abandons her unfortunate habit of claiming jewelry designer Bliss Lau's pieces as her own. [Elle UK]
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#lyineyes
Top 10 Ways Male Politicians Confess To Extramarital Affairs
More and more these days, politicians appear to be straying from their marriages — but, unlike in the old days where a short public acknowledgment wasn't de rigueur, today's straying politicians are obligated to old press conferences to explain themselves.
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#eliotspitzer
(2nd) Oldest Profession
Kristin Davis, whose prostitution ring got busted along with New York governor Eliot Spitzer, has "penned" a $10 ebook, Manhattan Madam: Sex, Drugs, Scandal and Greed Inside America's Most Successful Prostitution Ring. [MediaBistro] -
#newsroundup
Hillary Clinton Is Not Getting Involved In Her Seat, But She's The Only One Who Isn't
- Clinton told her supporters to stop talking smack about Caroline Kennedy unless they're going to endorse someone else. She doesn't want people to believe it's coming from her. [Politico]
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