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more about #elephant more comments → Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon.: Didn't we have a duck-shoe article a little while back? One shoe for EVERYONE! more » otoacousticsparkles: This totes reminds me of the opening sequence to the Elephant Show with Sharon, Lois and Bram...AMIRITE??? ...or am I all alone on this one? more » sportz.star: I wonder if they have my size. more » Mary McCarthyite: "Heavy-duty booty" sounds like something one would find at a Rutgers frat bar on a Saturday night. more » CurtCole: Insert Obligatory Cute Shoes Comment. more » DoubleExpresso - Better When Frozen!!: Pachy lovers, I highly recommend: kind of puts that old saying about mixed couples to rest, no? more » LadyNo Fondles Sweaters: My nephew got a stuffed dragon for his baptism and we named it Barack. It's the cool thing to do. more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: Aw. Lil babie elephant. Want to squish him and sing nursery rhymes to him. And then steal him from the evil circus when no one is looking. Think anyon... more » mariamariamaria: BABY ELEPHANT!!! EEEEEEEEEE!!!!! more » LaMorena: Fact: Baby elephants produce an automatic "squee!!!" effect for LaMorena. From Kenya Pictures more » BicSharpie: I guess this means that we are going to see even more pictures of Barack with trunks. more » rocknrollunicorn: Why does the linked article have a picture of Obama? He is good-looking and all but baby animals are obviously the cutest. more » Jello Mix: The far right will find plenty to complain about here: 1. This celebrates teen pregnancy. The elephant is only 14! Won't somebody think of the childre... more » sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): ShePop is already speculating on when Bonnie will lose the baby weight and get her ears pinned back. more » Hamsterpants: Heh I bet Octuplet Lady here in LA is all well at least they didn't weigh 250 pounds. more » -
#bigfoot
Elephants On Parade!
When this elephant suffered a sore foot, the zookeepers at her British home had a custom shoe made. (It's actually more like a heavy-duty booty. But still.) [Scientific American] -
#mediacircus
Baby Elephant Named "Barack"
The Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Baily Center for Elephant conservation has announced the birth of its first elephant calf conceived via artificial insemination. The baby Asian elephant is named Barack. Take that GOP! More » -
#partypoopers
You Think Your Mom Craps All Over You?
Check out this poor bebe elephant! [Daily Mail]
