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more about #eharmony more comments → lalaland13: It seems like almost everyone I know has been rejected by eharmony. Including two people who married each other a few days ago. With no help from the ... more » Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.: 2% of people who married last year met through eHarmony ... AND NONE OF THEM WERE GAY. Buh-zing! more » morninggloria: I wanted to form a barbershop quartet, so I went to eHarmony. Turns out, most of the jerks on that site can't sing the tenor notes I need. more » southwer: wait, like, 2% of ALL people who got married last year met through eHarmony? 2% of people who got married in America? worldwide? I'm going to just go ... more » NefariousNewt: We don't care about how many marriages their sites fostered -- it's the number of them that end in divorce that would be a more interesting statistic. more » NefariousNewt: EHarmony says 2% of people who married last year met through them, but their surveys may be biased. May be? Is the Pope Catholic? more » FireflyinJuly: Funny, I don't see number of online daters as a positive predictor of finding a relationship, more a predictor of dates. It would probably be a better... more » CurtCole: They wouldn't have to pad their numbers if they didn't hate gay people. more » Sanfo: Wait, a city with a large population has the best chance of people finding someone they're compatible with?! SCIENCE! What did we do without it?! more » The HZA.: I thought this was funny and showed she is aware of what's going on. Nice job Linds, high five. I liked the music, excellent touch. more » The Queen of No: I love that her hair is back to red ! more » tscheese: It made me uncomfortable. I see how it was meant to be funny, but the delivery didn't really do much for me. It wasn't really jokey and it didn't...I ... more » kaiwhakamarie: I can't put my finger on why, but this made me feel even more bad for her than I did before. I've never been a huge fan of la Lohan but I've always li... more » tunamelt: Lindsay, honey. Call me. I live in LA, don't mind your alcoholism, and can teach you all about the subway and cab system we have. Seriously! We have t... more » jemandtheholograms: What's wrong with it looking like she's reading off cue-cards? That's what the real eharmony ads look like. more » -
#playingthepercentages
Like Online Daters, Online Dating Sites Make Specious Claims
New York is reportedly the best city for online dating, but beware — dating sites may be inflating their claims. EHarmony says 2% of people who married last year met through them, but their surveys may be biased. [Reuters, WSJ] -
#lonelyhearts
Lindsay Lohan Looks For Love In eHarmony Spoof
Lindsay Lohan has filmed an eHarmony profile parodying what they tabloids have been saying about her post-breakup. More »
