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more about #edwardcullen KikiCanuck: I devoured the Twilight books, the same way I have devoured an entire tub of ice cream, or a full bottle of Crown Royal in a single sitting: covertly,... more » RebeccaNurse: I remember when I was thirteen, seeing Twilight for the first time at Target. I automatically wanted it. I read it, I loved it, and I devoured the res... more » IRISLIVES: What I'd really like to read is the fifth and final saga from the series chronicling Bella's struggle being a teen mom raising a human/vampire baby;a... more » BuffySummers: I have to say I'm kind of entertained by how seriously we're all analyzing these books and their supposed negative effects on the teen (or not) psyche... more » pileofmonkeys: Don't hate the player, hate the game. The fandom is (mostly) not the issue; the crappy source material said fandom is based on is. #twilight more » tiredfairy: Oddly, even though I do have a kind of eye-roll reaction to the older fans of Twilight...(probably because I'm a book snob and wish they'd get this ob... more » dj_chick: I love Twilight, I love Edward, the whole bit. I'm not a teenager, I'm not a mom, and I don't live in the suburbs. Also, I don't feel that I should ... more » salthegeek: That last quote is all sorts of creepy.... #twilight more » salthegeek: All I could think is that Comic Con is going to be interesting next year if allot of these moms show up with their daughters. #twilight more » DramaClub: The religious agenda underneath Twilight would make me hate it even if they weren't simply shitty books. #twilight more » madeofawesome: I can think of another reason people my age read and became obsessed with Twilight. We did it to fill our Potter void. It worked, for a little while. ... more » littlemisslondon: I think what bugs me the most about Bella's story arc is that she starts out as a smart, cynical, girl with a tough life who thinks it's cool to drive... more » tallgirl-in-heels: "'...the appeal is that it's very simple and pure and it outlines this love story of someone who's average and normal with this stellar, amazing perso... more » morninggloria: Twilight makes me never want to have sex again, because I could get pregnant, and you know what happens when you get pregnant? Your baby's father has... more » quatrevingtquatre: I'm 25, going to a midnight showing at a bar/movie theater with my friends on Thursday night. I'm not ashamed to say I enjoyed these books. Delightful... more » sirsnarksalot: Harry Potter and Bella just seem like the narcissist's fantasy of themself, no? Outcast (abusive foster parents/new kid at school) who is revealed to... more » biancajames: We live in a culture that glorifies male fantasy all damn day long through porn, advertising, TV, lingerie football. ALL DAY LONG. And yet, women are ... more » Pennyfeather: I'm starting to see a correlation between people who didn't have an omgilovehimsomuchwe'regonnagetmarriednadhavebebesa... first relationship in high s... more » Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: I would definitely agree that however terrible the writing is (and it truly is awful) she does capture the feeling of young love quite well. At certai... more » kontrolle: You know, it takes a very special book to be both too vanilla for me AND too creepy for me. Two hetero teens who are all pining and no play is boring.... more » -
#sparklemotion
β...I Had More Sex When I Was Reading Twilight Than In The Entire Few Months Beforeβ
It's the love that dare not speak its name: middle-aged women who are obsessed with Twilight.
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#sparklyvampires
If You Were 13, Would You Love Edward Cullen, Too?
Wherever the New Moon promotional blitz goes, Twilight-related analysis pieces are sure to follow. In today's Guardian, several experts explain Edward Cullen's appeal to teenage girls, noting that he represents the "predatory yet alluring boy." But is that really true? More » -
#snapjudgment
Edward Cullen Can't Believe You Just _________
[Los Angeles, October 31. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]
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#suckers
Do Today's Fans Take Things Too Far?
We've seen the lurking wall shadow, the sparkly vamp dildo, the stalker werewolf tee and the creepy felt uterus. Now: Robert Pattinson panties. Have things gotten out of hand? More » -
#dontgotosleep
What's Even Creepier Than Edward Cullen?
Answer: A man known only as the "Georgetown Cuddler" has struck twice near the D.C. university's campus in the last three days, breaking into the homes of two sleeping female students and getting into bed with them. More » -
#itheedread
Is Designer Monique Lhuillier A Twihard?
Christian Siriano, Zac Posen and Erin Fetherston are among those who sketched wedding gowns for Bella at the request of InStyle.com, but (obsessed!) commenters agree that only Lhuillier's design "looks identical to what is described in Breaking Dawn." [EW, InStyle.com] -
#sparklyvampires
The Twilighters Are Mad, And They're Not Going To Take Our Crap Anymore
A reader recently wrote in to direct our attention to an article titled "Enough With The Twilight Media Fan Bashing Antics Already." The reader noted that we are, in fact, a part of the sparkly vampire haterade problem. More » -
#twihards
Battle Of The Creepy Twilight Merchandise
Which is creepier? The life-size Robert Pattinson silhouette, lurking in your bedroom and watching you sleep? Or "The Vamp" sex toy, which offers a "a deathly pale flesh tone reminiscent of the new moon's glow." It sparkles. [RPL, Tantus] -
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#sparklyvampires
Stephenie Meyer Joins The Female Force
Get ready to be "dazzled": Twilight author Stephenie Meyer will join the ranks of Hillary Clinton, Michelle Obama, and Sarah Palin with her very own issue in the Female Force comic book series. [ComicBook.Com] -
#insparkles
In Which We Try To Guess What A Thom Yorke Twilight Tune Might Sound Like
According to Stereogum, Thom Yorke has written a song for the upcoming Twilight sequel, New Moon. Let's try to guess the lyrics to said song, if only to keep the "why Thom, why!?" tears away. More » -
#suckers
Women Play Mostly Supporting Role Within Male-Dominated Vampire "Trend"
Today's New York Times has a "Thursday Styles" section story about a "trend with teeth": Vampires.
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#hellodolly
Whatever, Edward Cull-Ken, You're Not The Sparkliest Doll On The Block
Oh look! It's Barbie as Bella Swan, and Ken as Michael MyersEdward Cullen. Ugh. Whatever, Twilight Barbie. You might think you're special, but there's already a few dolls that totally out-sparkle the Sparkly Vampire. More » -
#dirtbag
Edward Cullen Breaks Your Little Sister's Heart
- To start this Memorial Day weekend, here's a picture of Robert Pattinson with his arm around a pretty blonde that is probably making the girl I saw wearing a "Team Edward" t-shirt yesterday cry. [ShowbizSpy]
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#snapjudgment
Edward Cullen Takes Part-Time Job As Used Car Salesman
[Tokyo, February 27. Image via Getty.]
