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more about #ednorton more comments → ImproperDancing: HEY-OHHH! more » sybann: So which is the Ping and who is the Pong? See I am thinking Clooney must be the Pong. more » Mkp-hearts-NYC: Hehehehe...you said "so hard right now" more » merv: Susan Sarandon Masturbated To For Old Time's Sake @ The Onion [www.theonion.com] more » DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton: I call doubles - Flight of the Concords vs Clooney/Norton! more » tscheese: I read this as being about JIM Norton and I was REALLY confused. more » Mary McCarthyite: If this is some kind of retaliation to Gwyneth's gym for the mega-rich, then I applaud it, and love the idea. I wonder if they have team pinneys? more » ragincajun67: So are we supposed to be making Clooney/Norton/balls jokes? Because my mind immediately went in the bouncing spheres/Susan Sarandon direction. more » morninggloria: I'm too much of a spazz to play ping pong. more » AvocadoGills: purveyor of kinky fish porn: Am I missing the double entendre? I mean, I could talk for hours about "hitting" "balls" with "paddles," but I'm not sure if that's what you're referr... more » peperony and chease: Also Mose Schrute. And Winona Ryder. more » Penny: There's a fire in Georgie's heart, and Eddie fans it. Ain't no shame. more » saintbernadette: This just reminds me of the episode of The Office where Pam and Kelly try to have a killer Ping Pong match, and neither one can return a serve. more » TexasCrude: I used to be really good at ping pong. I played with my grandpa during the summer and I would whoop. the. shit. our of my dear old g-pa on his housebo... more » katie.scarlett.o'hara: OH GOD. What I wouldn't pay to see Clooney and Norton "play ping-pong". more » -
#susansarandon
Fighting The Double-Entendre So Hard Right Now
At least Susan Sarandon's new ping-pong club will have two guaranteed members. Quoth Janet: "George Clooney, Edward Norton - big closet ping-pong players." [New York]
