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more about #edhardy more comments → DarcyMcCarbomb: Metrosexual ≠ frat boy douchebag. No self-respecting metrosexual man would be caught dead with a rat tail. #metrosexuals more » hellosunshine: Hey Dallas? HINTY HINT HINT. #metrosexuals more » chi-girl: First they came for the Ed Hardy tees, and I did not speak out—because I eschew graphic prints; Then they came for the fake tanners, and I did not s... more » Questioning Everything: Great, now they'll all be partying at the Jersey Shore this summer. #metrosexuals more » funzette: Banning douchebags from nightclubs is like banning pandas from bamboo forests - You're forcing them out of their natural environment. I suggest banni... more » mbprice: But the douchebags will adapt! They always have! Shakespearean douchebags were banned from the Globe for wearing ruffled frocks and codpieces. So they... more » rd2uk: metrosexuals fight? I may be completly wrong but in my mind its the drunken fat boy/jocks that get into fights? or are those metrosexuals as well? wel... more » morninggloria: ... but without douchebags, how am I supposed to know if my ass is lookin' fine tonight? #metrosexuals more » frugal: That's douchescrimination! Now, how much do you want for those Spears tickets? #metrosexuals more » thelastsara: That is unbelievably funny! Especially with that photo. I guess Jon Gosselin won't be visiting Australia any time soon. #metrosexuals more » madeofawesome: I regularly unpop collars on mannequins, so this is a movement I can get behind. What does that make me? A classist? I am prejudiced against Ed Hardy... more » ZemarSea Urchin: Damn those Australians and their anti-douchebag sentiments. This is clearly doucheist rhetoric and I for one will not stand by and let it happen. End ... more » telecomic the thoughtful red panda: this word, metrosexuals, I do not think it means what you think it means. #metrosexuals more » Zombies make the heart grow fonder: Cue South Park references from last week...1...2....3... #metrosexuals more » IndignationCoordinator: "We are really trying to push a party night that is a safe place to go and have a good time without worrying about safety," the 27-year-old said. Ain... more » -
#accessdenied
Discrimination Against Douchebags Continues
An Australian club night has banned "metrosexuals" in an attempt to reduce fighting. But a look at the dress code — no Ed Hardy shirts, no popped collars — suggests they're actually banning douchebags. [News.com.au] -
#eightisenough
Jon Gosselin Spoofs Himself
In a new clip for Funny or Die, Jon Gosselin pokes fun at himself, deciding to return to his old image by removing his earrings, deleting Michael Lohan from his phone, and packing up his Ed Hardy wardrobe. More » -
#funny
The Villain Wore An Affliction T-Shirt
Imagine if douchey guys in Ed Hardy were all members of a secret crime-fighting network. Imagine if Christian Audigier were training a paramilitary movement interested in vodka and hitting on girls. Imagine the Ed Hardy Boyz. More » -
#ragtrade
Emma Conjures Clothes, Versace Tweets, Jackass Kickboxes
- "It has been the most incredible gap-year project," says Emma Watson on her new ethical fashion line. What happened to Habitat for Humanity? [WWD]
- "It has been the most incredible gap-year project," says Emma Watson on her new ethical fashion line. What happened to Habitat for Humanity? [WWD]
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#ragtrade
Everyone Wants A Piece Of Michael; Christina Hendricks Will Wear Herrera At Wedding
- Two weeks after adding Nicolas Cage's home to his sheaf of L.A. properties, Ed Hardy designer Christian Audigier has announced he's moving into Michael Jackson's last residence. Audigier will rent the $38 million home from his C.E.O., Hubert Guez. [E!]
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#unsanitary
Want Your Hands To Smell Like Jon Gosselin?
Just use this Ed Hardy hand sanitizer! Why, what were you thinking? [BuzzFeed] -
#ragtrade
Model Confronts Online Enemy; Is Simon Doonan Redecorating The White House?
- Model Liskula Cohen has confronted the woman revealed as the author of a hate-blog directed against her. Cohen told the woman that she forgave her, but the blogger did not apologize — probably because a defamation suit is pending. [P6]
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#plusenoughalready
TLC Is As Sick Of Jon Gosselin's Stupid Shirts As You Are
While Jon Gosselin may be showing off his tiger-laden Ed Hardy gear at every opportunity, TLC has decided that they've had just about enough of his hideous wardrobe, and, according to RadarOnline, enough of his "bad boy" behavior, as well. More » -
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#ragtrade
Doonan Jumps To Ed Hardy's Defense; Smell Like Kate Moss For Fall
- Barneys' Simon Doonan: "Criticizing Ed Hardy for being cheesy is like saying that Elvis was 'flashy' or that Liberace was 'tacky.' It's a giant case of DUH! Of course it's cheesy! That's the whole point, you doo-doo heads." [NY Observer]
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#ragtrade
Sophie Dahl Gets A Cooking Show; Tilda Swinton To Be Face of Pringle
- Model turned cookbook author Sophie Dahl is getting her own cooking show on BBC 2. Dahl says her show will cover on the "emotional" side of food. "It's cooking with an anecdotal thread, irreverent, unpredictable and not without flaw." [Sun]
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#8isenough
9 Things About Jon Gosselin's New Girlfriend
Jon Gosselin has another new girlfriend, 22-year-old Hailey Glassman. They just spent the weekend in St. Tropez, and are apparently designing a children's clothing line together for Ed Hardy. Here's a quick primer on Glassman... which includes her mugshot, natch. More » -
#ragtrade
Kate's Balmain Copied; Punky Brewster Does Kids' Clothes
- The UK supermarket chain Asda has knocked off the Fall '09 Balmain dress that Kate Moss wore out dancing — and burst the seams of — two months ago. Asda's version costs just £16. [Telegraph]
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#ughhardly
Jon Gosselin Ensures That Ed Hardy Will Forever Be Known As The Axe Body Spray Of Clothing
I am not a fashionable person. I have worn the same black t-shirt, jeans, and sneakers outfit since 1995. But I think I'm still qualified to declare that Ed Hardy gear has become the Axe body spray of clothing. More » -
#ragtrade
New Ads Help Keira, Posh & Becks Make Rent; Kate Gosselin's Clothing Line On Hold
- Posh and Becks are in an underwear ad, together! David seems to be deep in thought, perhaps pondering the wisdom of letting Armani give him hair that belongs on a Lego newscaster. Narrate Victoria's inner monologue in the comments! [Telegraph]
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#ragtrade
David Beckham: Designer; Madonna Has Marc Save Her Man
- It had to happen eventually. David Beckham has dipped a toe in the choppy waters of retail, becoming a Celebrity Designer. You can buy his clothes for Adidas Originals starting this fall. [WWD]
