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Jennifer's Birthday Tantrum; Jon Gosselin's "Single"
- Jennifer Lopez "threw a fit" when guests were late to her 40th birthday bash:
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Angelina Promises Return To Iraq; Amy Winehouse's Day In Court Is Done
- Angelina Jolie, as you may know, was in Baghdad yesterday. Saint Angelina walked through a makeshift settlement where 20,000 displaced Iraqis live, and said:
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Time Releases Commemorative Issue To Celebrate Michael Jackson
- Time magazine will release a commemorative issue honoring Michael Jackson on Monday, featuring interviews with celebrities such as Stevie Wonder, Whitney Houston, and Tina Turner. It will be the magazine's first commemorative issue released since 9/11. [Time]
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Supermodel Applauds Size Zero Stance; Jimmy Choo For H&M Announced!
- Helena Christensen is one of the many hailing British Vogue's Alexandra Shulman. "Obviously I am of the same belief," said the supermodel photographer. "Aren't we in a business that is supposed to explore all kinds of shapes and silhouettes?" [WWD]
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Starlets Shill For Style; Madonna To Continue As Face Of Vuitton?
- Lindsay Lohan's spoof singles video doubled as an ad for her leggings line and self-tanner. [WWD]
- And Zooey Deschanel wrote and performed a ditty about cotton — the fabric of our lives! [Videogum]
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