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more about #ecofriendly cwisto moweina has got yer goat: I just had a test on this shit! more » MarissaExplainsItAll: Of course this would have to come out the day I had time to put makeup on. Life, it's SCATtered, nasty dump. more » SituationVacant: Another reason not to eliminate farms and dairies. I'm talking to you, suburban sprawl. Taking over my home like you're Darth Vader. more » mondeparfait: As much as I am a fan of alternative energy, I'm never going to look at my lipstick the same way ever again. more » Cerridwen: This is nothing new, especially not in Europe. The foundation I work for just funded a bunch of feasibility studies to see if anaerobic facilities cou... more » PreposterousHypothesis: Aw, shit. How is this crap going to work? It's dung to think this is really feceble. Perhaps excrementally they could reduce emissions, dumping less i... more » JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!: "All across the nation, we trust in defecation!" more » colormeroutine: This gives new meaning to "wipe that shit off your face before your father see it!" more » Understater: Man, plenty of women are gonna get shitfaced now. more » ihateyourescalade: So the beauty industry is going to burn a big pile of crap, instead of trying to sell it to us? more » BabyJane: Ah, poop! Is there anything you can't do? more » badmutha: Hey, that's nothing. The Mars factory in my town has been making skittles and snickers off of the methane from the local landfill for the last 2 years... more » I, Zombie Normal: Poop on our faces? Then how will we know who's king? more » save jinger: Now we just need cars that run on poop. Running low on fuel? No problem, just go scoop the litter box. more » -
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Cosmetics Company Discovers The Power Of Cow Poop
The next tube of lipstick you buy from L'OrĂ©al may be brought to you by cow dung. The company's Belgium factory is installing a biomass electricity-generating system that will essentially power the factory on poop. More »
