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more about #ecards more comments → misspell: I think the CDC needs this: more » Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon.: I love our government, and I mean that in near seriousness. E-cards? I wish I was in on that meeting. more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: I've often wished there was a tactful way of letting a stranger know they smell bad, or in the case of the guy I saw at Rite-Aid last week who had a d... more » jeepgirl: You would be SHOCKED at the ridiculous questions that come into drug information at any pharma company. You assume that everyone has SOME basic knowle... more » Tippi Hedren: I briefly dated this guy who requested that several local clinics send "Get Help Getting Off of Meth" postcards to my house. He thought it was hilarious. more » badmutha: I would cut a bitch that sent me something about my pregnancy or wedding. The kids, I could probably use the tips. more » I, Zombie Normal: I'm already going to hell anyway, so why not amuse myself by abusing a public health organization's services? more » DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton: IS there one for: "Thanks for giving me the Herp, you sonofabitch"? more » DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton: Never before has there been a better use for this: ZOMFG And I H8 that one. more » Fatwetdog: The "healthy living" bride one looks like her stomach has been ripped open in a zombie attack. more » JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!: The Centers For Disease Control's attempt to utilize late '90s technology more » I, Zombie Normal: "Sometimes it's obvious when to quit the night cheese. Sometimes, it's not. Learn storage and snacking tips at www.cdc.gov/nightcheese." more » Kivrin: To be fair, public health is kind of a passive-aggressive field in general. The CDC can't go out and force everyone to take care of themselves -- all... more » shorty63136: Ok, if I send out that "Great American Smoke-Out" e-card, my friends are going to show up at my house expecting something not CDC-related. more » Ailatan: I love these: [www.baldguygreetings.com] more » -
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Need To Tell A Bride to Diet? A Partner You Have Syphilis? Try A CDC E-Card!
The Centers For Disease Control's attempt to utilize late '90s technology to spread health information is probably well intentioned, but all they taught us is that the folks who work there are passive-aggressive busybodies. More »
