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more about #ebay Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: Because this scent is "about two people and the power of the relationship." SOMEBODY at Avon has jumped on the Obama/Clinton bandwagon... more » bitchney: Can somebody please explain the Victoria's Secret shoplifting phenomenon? Is there really that much demand for panties that create non-stop wedgies a... more » hydrogen_jukebox: Spongebob is part of the movement towards the new masculinity. He loves Krabby Patties and high fashion, he hunts for jellyfish, but only catalogues t... more » midwestdesigner: I'd like to see a Venn diagram of people who love Karl and Spongebob. more » BlondeGoddess: Cafe Flirt. I so want to be there now. more » frugal: Well I wonder, can you see my feets is not murder? more » ketamineKitty: christ, people who would pepper spray a sales person in order to shoplift have obviously never worked in retail. more » futuremouse: Kate Moss, meet futuremouse's friends. One day with them and I guarantee there will be at least a dozen unflattering pictures of you eating on facebo... more » Tchotchke: I'm choosing to take the Kate Moss tidbit with a grain of salt, however, let's say for a second that it is true. Kate Moss proving that she does in fa... more » cinematheques: Spongebob Couturepants. more » LeCauchemar: I cannot even imagine the smell of meat worn in a shoe. more » tonilost: The Lacroix fiasco makes me sad especially when someone like Lauren Conrad can get backers and this genius cant. more » Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: Part of me is exasperated at all the very young, white, privileged fashion bloggers that have risen to fame (Cory Kennedy is the obvious, but also Ale... more » TheFormerJuneBronson: And I'm sure the legs he thinks are fat are those of his models. Perhaps he could model the shoes on actual skeletons? more » Uncommon Whore: Jesus, when will all you fatty fat-ankled fatties stop making overpriced shoes look bad? You are RUINING his VISION! more » ihateyourescalade: So they left the spare tires in the Pirelli calendar? more » femme-bot: "1,500 girls lined up on Saturday in New York, and another 1,000 in Los Angeles, to try to be chosen as America's representative to the Ford agency's ... more » ItchykooParker: Yoko looks elegant, witty, and insouciant - I love the lady. Wish we could see those Beatles clothes, though! more » Questioning Everything: Why do celebrities all think that they can design jewelry, clothing or skincare lines? Please, stop celebrity crazed shit now! #brangelinajewelry more » rd2uk: with reference to the skin lightening stuff in India, while I agree that a lot of that ties into the Indian caste system, but a huge part of is tied i... more » -
#ragtrade
Karl Makes Over SpongeBob; Kate Moss Wants Photographic Proof She Eats
- Karl Lagerfeld gave SpongeBob SquarePants a makeover for a charity auction, resulting in this little charmer, which sold for €1,000. [WWD]
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#ragtrade
Yoko Ono Fetes Beatles Fashions; Louboutin Stuffed Shoes With Raw Meat
- Yoko Ono turned up to the Tokyo launch of Comme des Garçons' Beatles-inspired line. [WWD]
- Christian Lacroix may not have a confirmed buyer for his bankrupt fashion line, but he will design a tower in Dubai. [AB]
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#ragtrade
Brangelina Tries Jewelry Design; Lindsay Lohan For Bebe?
- Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have designed a fine jewelry collection for Asprey, which goes on sale this week. The line, themed around snakes and called "The Protector," starts at $525; all proceeds go to support Jolie's children's charity. [WWD]
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#roevsworld
Organizer Angry At EBay For Removing Auction
"Actually I thought [eBay] was the last bastion of free enterprise in America, where normal people could put things up for sale. I see they do have a political agenda." — Regina Dinwiddie, organizer of the Scott Roeder auction [TPM] -
#roevsworld
Despite Efforts, Tiller Murderer's Drawings Added To eBay
EBay said it wouldn't allow an auction to raise money for the defense of George Tiller's murderer Scott Roeder, but now drawings "commissioned by Scott Roeder" are for sale on the site — and someone has already bid $50. More » -
#leftovers
Woman Fries, Eats Ex's Goldfish • Judge Caught Masturbating At Hearing
• Texas police say that a Houston-area woman attempted to get back at her ex by frying their pet goldfish and eating them. Police say it's a civil matter and no charges will be filed. • More » -
#ragtrade
Beyoncé Smells Like Money; Russell Simmons Loses His Shit Over Where To Sit At Charlotte Ronson
- As predicted, Beyoncé will have a fragrance by springtime. For the rights to her name, Sasha Fierce is set to earn up to $20 million over the next three years. [WWD]
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#ragtrade
Karl Thinks Feminists Are "Ugly"; Posh Spice Gives Up On Armani
- For the September issue of Harper's Bazaar, the magazine interviewed Karl Lagerfeld, speaking as Coco Chanel. In character, the Grand Teuton shared such idiotic reflections as: "I was never a feminist because I was never ugly enough for that." [FWD]
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#ragtrade
Madonna's Visit To Disaster Victims Brought To You By Dior!
- New lows in celebrity sartorial publicity: Dior would like everyone to know that Madonna was wearing its sunglasses when she visited the victims of her stage collapse in Marseille, which killed two workers and left eight injured. [WWD]
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#leftovers
Cat Killer May Have Had Assistance • Posh Spice Shirt Sends Man To Jail
Florida authorities are trying to determine whether Tyler Weinman, the teen accused of killing 19 cats, had accomplices. • More » -
#ragtrade
But Aren't Makeup Ads About Making Women Feel Bad So They Buy Dumb Products?
- Freida Pinto and Evangeline Lilly are new faces of L'Oreal. To mark the occasion, Lilly said she's proud "to represent a brand whose ambition is to...contribute to the fulfilment [sic] and well-being of everyone." [PRNewswire]
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#internetparalysis
Special Delivery
It seems a DIY Botox kit, containing the toxin powder, needles and a "face map," was selling on eBay for $65. eBay has since removed the listing. [Telegraph] -
#ragtrade
Lindsay Sprays Her Way To Success; Freida Says Lauder Deal Is "Lovely Rumor"
- The first pictures of Lindsay Lohan's foray into cosmetics have been released: at left, the often-orange starlet shilling for a spray tan called Sevin Nyne. [People]
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#makeupforever
Dial P For Powder
An awesome Surrealist compact, designed by Salvador Dali in 1935 for the designer Elsa Schiaparelli, is up for auction on eBay. We're guessing the bidding starts at "out of out price range." [BoingBoing] -
#ragtrade
Olivier's Unemployment Outrages Anna's Sense Of What's Right
- Like everyone, Anna Wintour heard that rumor Nina Ricci was firing Olivier Theyskens. Her reaction? "How could you do this to me!" It's nice to know her concern rests with the possibly unemployed guy. [Blackbook]
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#wickedgames
Overstock.com, eBay Remove Rape Simulation Game
Yesterday we discovered that Amazon.com wasn't the only website selling the rape simulation video game, Rapelay. Now Overstock.com has stopped selling the game and apologized and the game has disappeared from eBay. More » -
#nationalsecurity
You Can Totally Put A Price On Your Child's Happiness
When I was three, a motel housekeeper tossed out my beloved security blanket, Baba. It wasn't pretty. If only my parents had known about the Blankie Black Market! More » -
#sloppyseconds
Someone Snagged Sarah's Shoes
The auction for Sarah Palin's Naughty Monkeys has ended, netting the lucky seller $2,025 for a pair of shoes that retails for less than $90. Photographer and fancy pageant-walking not included. [La Figa] -
#bearmarket
Making A Buck Off Knut
The son of the late German zookeeper who cared for Knut the polar bear is selling his father's possessions on eBay.
