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    PersonOfInterest: The sex for food study seems hyped. It said that chimps shared their food with females in their tribe who weren't as successful at getting food. Isn't... more »
    CordeliaShirley: I think I need to get away from the computer for a while; i just shook my laptop trying to wake up the baby squirrel. This after I reminded myself it... more »
    Maulleigh: I had to read Germinal by Zola in college and it was full of 12-year-olds having sex. more »
    grrl: Ugh: A "study" funded by weight management supplement LIPObind, has found that half of British women have "muffin tops." I can't wait for that term to... more »
    meritxell: an erotic life: WHO is having sex when they're 12?! Who even WANTS to have sex when they're 12? Hocus pocus alamagocus that is all sorts of wrong. more »
    Wit is periodically disensouled: You know it's been a long, strange day when you're curiously attracted to the OMG!BRIGHT!PINK! Barbie Fiat. Which, let's be clear, I am. I went someth... more »
    TheUptightMidwesterner: Okay- The douchebags calling 911 about their fucking fried rice are the ones who have 12 year old having anal sex. Why? Because they are horrible, stu... more »
    SlothySilence: I can't wait for that term to die. • An ad for Durex "pleasure gel" that features multiple women apparently orgasming while Mozart's Magic Flute pla... more »
    nerdycellist: Everyone knows the top is the best part of the muffin. Lipobind can bite my muffin top. more »
    KiddyKat: I went to a hippie school in CA where I didn't get homework and called my teachers by their first names. I think this is a good idea, give kids time t... more »
    baraqiel: So my school has a public safety service that has an emergency line and a normal line. Unfortunately, the number sequence for the emergency line is m... more »
    mfnher: So, I've just decided to go off the pill to see what life is like without hormones. IF I like it, I'm going for the IUD. Can anyone recommend condoms.... more »
    TexasCrude: A Texas woman called 911 yesterday to complain that she did not get enough shrimp in her fried rice. And that woman was me. more »
    Jello Mix: A 12-year-old Canadian girl recently sued her father for grounding her, and won. Okay, that story is just screwed up. What the hell, court system? Wh... more »
    merv: I'm pretty sure that at 12 I was still trying to figure out the language. And I'm pretty sure I didn't learn that there's no difference between giving... more »
    JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!: A Texas woman called 911 yesterday to complain that she did not get enough shrimp in her fried rice. She's doin it rong. When you order, you're suppo... more »
    jeteplumererie: my boyfriend affectionately called me "muffin top" the other day. he swears he didn't know what it meant. I don't know whether to believe him. more »
    Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon.: "Sexting" unfounded? Nooooo. I'm so shocked. more »
    SylvanSylph: Jeez, I hope these kids are at least getting a nice steak out of the deal. more »
    birdfeet: Obviously abstinence-only education has been a glowing success! Seriously, that makes me feel sick. What happened to childhood? more »
  • #leftovers

    Lady Chimps Have Sex For Meat • A Surprising Number Of 12 Year-Olds Are Having All Kinds Of Sex

    • Scientists have found that male chimpanzees exchange meat for sex with lady chimps. Does this mean it really is the oldest profession? • More »
  • #animallove

    Balloon Animals Get It On

    A new ad for Durex features three cute balloon animals in very compromising positions (mildly NSFW). If you want to see more squeaky-lovin', the designer's website includes some great outtakes. [BoingBoing]
  • #clips

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