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more about #dung more comments → Never_Nude: I just ordered an elephant poo paper journal for my mom's birthday! Huzzah! She's an elephant freak, so I figured this is the next step. I wager she... more » tscheese: Another thing to keep in mind about herbivore poop: it's mostly just damaged plants. Sure, it has an odor, but it doesn't have the same kind of crazy ... more » morninggloria: Elizabeth Hasselbeck's head alone contains enough shit to publish the late edition of the Des Moines Register. more » CissyPants: I bought some elephant dung paper at the San Diego zoo. I also got some panda dung paper. I write people letters on it and don't tell them what it is.... more » leesie: I love the behbeh elephant with the stand-up hair. more » pinkyBella: Yay for elephants! And seriously, vegetarian animals' poop is SO much better than carnivorous animals' poop. I have a horse and would rather clean up ... more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Yay saving the heffalumps! They are my favorite animal - I've ridden on one twice! more » tscheese: The paper is so precious that they can't write much on it, though. Just short blurbs. I hear that the press releases are trunkated. more » queenieinmanhattan: That's a seriously cute elephant. Love his little mohawk! more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Well, Bush has been verbally recycling the same tired horseshit for years now. more » BeSarcastic: I hear the GOP already makes use of recycled poo in its PR department. more » Mafalda para Presidente: Wait a second, I'm still trying to wrap my head around the idea that poop can somehow be made into paper. That's the kind of paper I want to print my... more » morninggloria: Dung-as-mosquito-repellent reminds me of how when I was small and would get chapped lips, my dad would threaten to use chicken poop as chapstick becau... more »
