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more about #dumb more comments → Cunning_Linguist: She looks like she needs a good scrubbing. I can practically smell her last night from here. #lindsaylohan more » SomeAuthorGirl: Who else seriously wishes Lindsay would come be a Jezebel? #lindsaylohan more » JerseyGrrrl: That last image breaks my cold onion of a heart. You can see a glimmer of that lovely little girl. #lindsaylohan more » kookla: I would laugh if it weren't so painful to look at these screen caps. Please someone help this girl soon. #lindsaylohan more » JinxyMcDeath: Um, she looks wasted here. Her eyes are all bloodshot. And I've got $10 on the fact that she probably smelled like booze. #lindsaylohan more » Kaywee: Looks like Lindsay is rocking last night's makeup...kind of like I do most Fridays at work. Stars! Just like US! #lindsaylohan more » TexasCrude: Authority figures, in general, dislike jokes, the poops. I got pulled over once for swerving around too much as I was trying to unwrap a crunchy taco... more » Ipomoea: BangieB, where are you to ride herd on your pretty, pretty girl? She's making me sad. #lindsaylohan more » mllej: But will you be here all week, Dodai? #lindsaylohan more » Tippi Hedren: Oh, Linz... I really want to invite you over to watch some crappy tv and eat snacks with me. You need some "boring married people" friends in your li... more » Tara Incognita: Sounding like a 12-yr-old when you're not is really obnoxious to other adults. Go figure. #lindsaylohan more » BreeDMN: I believe this calls for Judge Judy. #lindsaylohan more » sciencerules: Even if you think your interview is stupid and fluffy, which this guy clearly does, it is poor form not to do any research at all. Bad journalism--th... more » Rooo sez BISH PLZ: And another thing -- who's to say what "fat" is? Marat is 6'4" 210lbs, but anyone so delusional as to call that "fat" … more » Rooo sez BISH PLZ: How come no one ever asks who the "plain" women date? more » -
#photoplay
Corny Courtroom Humor, Starring Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan was in court today, after a probation report found she failed to comply to attend alcohol counseling since her 2007 DUI. Sad! But you know what's not sad? Making up courtroom jokes. More » -
#headdesk
"Earlier Today I Had Two Friends Over: One Regular One & One Indian One"
Later: As a teenager tells her Hindu "friend" she's "going down the wrong path" and tries to convert her to Christianity, she also says, "She's Indian — it's like, an African country in Asia." Update: Might be a joke. [Buzzfeed] -
#thetwits
"I'm Pregnant," And Other "Lies" Twitterers Say Women Tell
Need a healthy dose of gender stereotyping, with an added dash of creepy? Check out the newly-popular Twitter tag #liesgirlstell, where men and women list all the ways ladies are supposedly stretching the truth.
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#dowdy
Oops, She Did It Again
Commenter "scarletbegonia" was frighteningly prescient on Friday when she wrote: "Shakespeare is the new Jane Austen of nonsensical comparisons. (I'm talking to you, Maureen Dowd)." And then, two days later, this. [NY Times]
