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more about #dui more comments → PhillyLass: You know what? If I found myself in a subway car with a lunatic like the one described in the NYC incident, I would hope like hell that it was being o... more » i'm a bottle: I'd buy a picture with me standing next to Sarah Palin -- with the credit card I swiped from her purse on the way out. more » Jack_Burton: I almost went to see Palin "for shts and giggles" yesterday, but the images on the TV news of many people camped out at the Costco discouraged me. St... more » PaintedTrollop: If the sport of ski jumping isn't well enough developed for women, shouldn't the Olympic Committee close down the men's program, too? more » yvanehtnioj: Swiss women couldn't even vote in national elections until 1971. How did I not know this? What the what? more » whats_in_a_name: Sarah Palin: learning from amusement parks since 2009. more » Zombie Ms. Skittles: If I were to play his DS, would I be having a lesbian affair with his wife? more » bananaballs: Oh my. Don't read the comments on the linked Post article (about the rape) unless you want your blood to boil. I hate my state today. more » Cunning_Linguist: She looks like she needs a good scrubbing. I can practically smell her last night from here. #lindsaylohan more » SomeAuthorGirl: Who else seriously wishes Lindsay would come be a Jezebel? #lindsaylohan more » JerseyGrrrl: That last image breaks my cold onion of a heart. You can see a glimmer of that lovely little girl. #lindsaylohan more » kookla: I would laugh if it weren't so painful to look at these screen caps. Please someone help this girl soon. #lindsaylohan more » JinxyMcDeath: Um, she looks wasted here. Her eyes are all bloodshot. And I've got $10 on the fact that she probably smelled like booze. #lindsaylohan more » Kaywee: Looks like Lindsay is rocking last night's makeup...kind of like I do most Fridays at work. Stars! Just like US! #lindsaylohan more » TexasCrude: Authority figures, in general, dislike jokes, the poops. I got pulled over once for swerving around too much as I was trying to unwrap a crunchy taco... more » -
#leftovers
Take A Picture With Palin For Only $15 • Man Married To Video Game Takes It On Honeymoon
• Cameras and recording devices have been banned from all of Sarah Palin's book tour appearances, but a spokesman announced people can pose with her and buy a copy later online for $15 and up. • More » -
#photoplay
Corny Courtroom Humor, Starring Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan was in court today, after a probation report found she failed to comply to attend alcohol counseling since her 2007 DUI. Sad! But you know what's not sad? Making up courtroom jokes. More » -
#genderfenderbender
Women's Drunk Driving On The Rise In California
Girls made up 24.3% of DUIs among California teens in 2007, up from 16.8% in 1998. "Males are still the major knuckleheads," says a safety official, "but females for some reason seem to be trying to catch them." [Sacramento Bee] -
#dirtbag
Kiefer Sutherland To Turn Himself In
- Kiefer Sutherland may be looking at a minor assault charge in NYC for headbutting designer Jack McCollough. The real problem?
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#dontdrinkitgirl
The Dangers OF Boxed Wine
A thrifty woman was arrested three times in twenty-four hours because she didn't want to let her box of wine go to waste. She only bought a bottle after the cops took the box. [CBS] -
#keepingupwiththekardashians
The Kardashians Celebrate The End Of Khloe's Sentence
On last night's premiere of Keeping up with the Kardashians, Khloe was sentenced to 30 days in jail for violating probation after ditching some DUI classes to go to Australia. More » -
