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more about #ducks LaComtesse: Per the bust of Nefertiti... This sort of thing really intrigues me as a museum person. On one hand- yes, it was taken out of Egypt and, once again, ... more » voteforme: When I stole a pack of gum at six, my dad made me go back into the store and hand it back to the cashier. (In retrospect, the guy acted like it happe... more » Le Kangourou de Kataroo: One of my brothers learned in the most hilarious way possible not to steal. He stuck his hand up one of those candy machines that gives out toys inste... more » rhubarbarin: Even cooler - each species of duck has a totally different, bizarrely-shaped penis and vagina. Google 'duck penis' for a sampling. more » spooki: When I was 8 my Girl Scouts troop took a field trip to the local police station, with out being told about it before hand. We were "booked" and locked... more » logruszed: Breaaaast miiiilk... more » vitajex: That has got to be the ABSOLUTE WORST way to open a bottle of Yellowtail! more » JesiDangerously: When I was little, one day I up and refused to put on my seat belt. So my mom drove me over to the police station (small town, it wasn't far from the... more » wednesdayam: Okay, the lady with the 6 year old? That's a move most anyone in my family my parents' age or older would totally pull. They don't mess around with ... more » Lymed: I don't understand why somebody would pay for breast milk they don't know is safe. Infectious diseases can be passed through breast milk. The Lyme b... more » badmutha: The dude who had his genitals grabbed and pulled by the woman better not spend the night with her again. He could find himself Bobbit-ed. more » Zombie Ms. Skittles: When my brother was about 8, we took him to a soccer match where he ran off with some friends. We all left for a little bit under the supervision of ... more » zayante: I think rape-proof vaginas bring the coolness of duck genitalia up a notch. I'd trade mine in for a corkscrew one. more » nagumi: Honestly, I don't know if she went too far - I think taking her daughter to the store and having her ask for the manager and admit what she did would ... more » SomeAuthorGirl: A glitter poo necklace; perfect for the Twihard on your list. Sorry. more » Vidya108: Without reading more details on the incident, I bet I could make a guess about the race of the arrested pregnant lady. Somehow I just don't see cops d... more » PortraitHat: TO THE STRIPPER MOBILE! AWAY! #strippers more » Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: So...if the woman gives birth while commiting a crime, does that make her baby an accessory? *crickets* Thank you, thank you. I'm here all week. #s... more » SaturdaysChild: Do you think the guy who left the message at the abortion clinic had regrets about the lame-ness of his message after he hung up the phone? Do you thi... more » EmpressZombie: I read the story about the woman feeding the ducks while I'm sympathetic to the lack of job and not being able to pay the fine, I hate people who fee... more » -
#leftovers
Animal Sex Is Wild • Mom Calls Cops On 6-Year-Old Daughter
• The weird, curly, gelatinous thing in the image at left is actually a duck penis. And, curiouser and curiouser, the female duck has a similarly corkscrew-shaped vagina - only it curves the opposite direction. More » -
#leftovers
Vegas "Stripper-Mobile" Comes Under Criticism • Woman Arrested While In Labor
• Did you know there was a such thing as a "Stripper-mobile?" Yes, it's exactly what it sounds like. But some people are worried that driving around in a clear plastic truck while pole dancing may not be safe. More » -
#leftovers
Unlucky Duck Gets Orthopedic Sandal • Overuse Of IVF Due To Sexism?
• This poor duckling was going to be put down following an accident that left him with a fractured leg, but his owner enlisted the help of a local cobbler and ended up with an adorable corrective sandal. • More » -
#pekingduck
Like Stealing Candy From A Baby
The video at left demonstrates why feeding the ducks and feeding the baby don't mix. [Buzzfeed] -
#ducktales
Keep On Duckin': Truck Driver And Duck Become BFFs
When trucker Joe Mansheim spent $700 on a duck hunting dog which refused to hunt ducks, his boss joked that he should have just spent the money on a duck instead. And so he did. More » -
