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more about #drunk more comments → lalaland13: That S.D abortion thing is the biggest sack of bullshit I've ever heard. If I were the clinic and head to read the "abortion ends a human life," here'... more » IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: The most drinkinest gal we've ever seen? Is that a Jonn Waters reference I see? more » The Queen of No: But but but.. Adderall doesn't make me slur! more » AboutToLaugh is longwinded: Anyone else find it ironic that a homophobic paper would be called "The Spectrum"? more » robotriver: "Wow: Women's boxing will be added to the 2012 Olympic Games. Boxing was the last all-male Olympic sport." I'm pretty sure ski jumping is still all m... more » sequined: Could the kid have Prader-Willi? Does it mention that in the article? more » have.at.it: Sounds like that poor little girl maybe has a leptin deficiency. I'm not a biologist or an endocrinologist, but I think leptin deficiency is more comm... more » Rooo sez BISH PLZ: Wow, the news today was just pretty much one long "Noooooo", wasn't it? more » alexherrera: Feh!! If I wanted to see an erect penis. I'd look down. more » ElleS'appelleElsa: Boners in magazines aimed at women??? (pun intended) Where do I co-sign? Tracie, you in? That dick contest you held a while ago was really enjoyable. ... more » keldo: Is this lame excuse week or something? The Stamford Marriott, the paper who won't publish same sex marriage announcements and France's pool police. ... more » VirginiaDentata: WWKAD? Well, lifting oneself up by one's own bootstraps burns a lot of calories, so...done. People taking care of things themselves! more » mfnher: If it would help, I'll gladly support Filament by purchasing a copy. more » TheExperience: That marriage annoucement rejection is ridiculous, because the paper that rejected it isn't a small town, independently owned paper - it's owned by Ga... more » Penny_Esq: Clothes that are "used in public" might transmit viruses to bathers? Do they not chlorinate pools in France? more » -
#leftovers
Five-Year-Old "Eating Herself To Death"; Gay Couple's Announcement Nixed By Paper
Doctors in India fear that Suman Khatun, a five-year-old girl who weighs 168 pounds — at three and half feet tall — is eating herself to death. More » -
#realitybites
Real World: The Most Drinkinest Gal We've Ever Seen
As last night's episode illustrated, Jasmine has been drinking herself into a stupor over an unrequited crush she has on some idiot DJ. Many of us have been there before, but luckily, there weren't cameras around to catch it. More » -
#trashtv
ROL: Girls Asked "Not To Be Slutty," Cannot Oblige
On last night's episode, the girls were told to be on good behavior for Bret's concert. Instead, they got wasted, "slutty," and one girl ended up crying on a speed bump in the parking lot. More » -
#drinkadinkadoo
Study Finds That Men Who Drink Are Actually Better In Bed
So it turns out that alcohol consumption, once thought to be a leading cause of poor performance in the bedroom, actually improves a man's sexual abilities, according to a recent study of 1580 Australian men. More » -
#therealhousewivesoforangecounty
Tequila Will Make You Forget All About Your Terminally Ill Sugar Daddy
On last night's episode, Gretchen, the youngest Housewife — with the much older fiancé dying in the hospital — got Rock of Love Bus drunk at a dinner party and hit on the hostess' son. More » -
#realhousewivesoforangecounty
What Would You Do If These Were Your Parents On A Family Vacation?
On last night's episode, some of the Housewives took their implants and bikinis to spring break hot spot Lake Havasu where they did shots, beer bongs, danced, cried, and then went back to dancing. -
#trashtv
Bad Girls Club: Cocktails & Stripping Contests
On last night's episode, the roommates went to a strip club for amateur night to earn money, but things went horribly wrong. Excessive vomit and a hospital visit followed. -
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#trashtv
Charm School: When Contestants Fill Up On Liquid Confidence
Last night's episode of Charm School was a clips reel of never-before-seen footage. That means: scenes of contestants at their drunkest. Plus, Sharon Osbourne attacked one of the women this weekend at the reunion taping.
