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more about #drugs more comments → pandorasmittens: I really wish this wouldn't be billed as the "abortion plot" by the news source. If you must use those words, utilize "forced" or "coerced" as well. A... more » Penny: Seems like it would be attempted (not to mention premeditated) murder because she tried to poison the child after he was born? What a psycho. more » GirlFailer: So she poisoned the mom, then tried to poison the baby after it was born? Isn't that attempted murder? I hope the mom feels safe enough to come out of... more » J.D.Regent: Why can't it just be poisoning? Is it not bad enough that she gave the mom these toxic drugs? more » BuffySummers: If you read the link, she actually managed to convince the mother to take abortion pills by posing as a nurse and telling her they were to prevent Dow... more » LoSpaz: I think this story defines the idiom "crazy like a fox." I mean, obviously, Kisha Jones is not right in the head, but to plan this all out the way she... more » ainsworth2: if you're going to target anyone, how about target the cheating husband? I hate it when women go after the other woman instead of the man in these sc... more » BabyJane: This makes me want to go back to bed and pull the blankets over my head. Unbelievable! more » willwriteforfood: How hilarious would it have been if the disappointed Palin fans had grabbed the sides of the bus as it tried to pull away, rocked it and then tipped i... more » kentuckienne: Another blog posted comments from Sarah Palin's Facebook page that were truly heartbreaking -- people were lamenting that they took time off work and ... more » EsmereldaFitzmonster: I had a doctor grab my stomach pooch and tell me I needed to lose weight once. Then he gave me a pap smear, barely putting on any lube and pretty muc... more » sequined: There has to be more to that song lyric, right? Or am I just shockingly racially insensitive? more » cand86: Why murder people for their fat? What about a Fight Club-esque stealing of liposuction waste from plastic surgeons? more » mllej: Stick to Wawa, Haifa. Sheesh. more » rodmanstreet: I'm so glad that there's someone on the Supreme Court who represents ME: a woman who accidentally leaves valuables in public places. more » -
#truecrime
Hard To Swallow
A Brooklyn mom has gone into hiding after her lover's wife, Kisha Jones, poisoned her with abortion-inducing drugs and attempted to murder her newborn baby with toxic "breast milk". Jones has been charged with assault and "attempted abortion." [NYDailyNews] -
#leftovers
Lebanese Singer Sued For Racist Lyrics • Crowd Boos Sarah Palin At Book Signing
• Haifa Wehbe, a famous Lebanese pop singer, has come under fire for singing a song with racist lyrics. The song is from a children's album, and includes the line: "Where is my teddy bear and my Nubian monkey?" • More » -
#leftovers
Sex Positions For The Solo • Study: French Women Do Get Fat
• Since us single folk are missing out on all those hilariously uncomfortable-looking sex positions featured each month in Cosmo, here's a helpful chart of sex positions for the lonely. We're digging the Abe Lincoln. • More » -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Lindsay's Coke- & Booze-Fueled Suicide Allegations
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I harvest gossip from the fields of Ok!, In Touch, Life & Style, Us and Star. Ahead, a cornucopia of "news" about the Jolie-Pitt chaos, TonKat's crisis and Lindsay's wrists.
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#wwjjd
"Sober Companions" Are A Lot Like Judge Judy
Last night's Intervention focused on "sober companions," former addicts who help others with the process of getting and staying clean. One such woman, Donna—who was assigned to work with a habitual relapser named Tara—was full of Judge Judyisms. More » -
#helltotheyes
10 Questions Whitney Houston Answered About Drugs & Bobby Brown
Today, for its 24th-season premiere, The Oprah Winfrey Show aired an exclusive interview with Whitney Houston, who candidly answered questions about her drug addiction (cocaine and marijuana), and her turbulent relationship with ex-husband Bobby Brown. More » -
#jaggedlittlepill
Escape From Valley Of The Dolls: One Writer Overcomes Demon Xanax
If you know Lisa Carver's writing, you know she's all about owning her experience. The only one she's ashamed of? As she tells Salon, her unglamorous dependence on prescription drugs. As a pill-popper, her account leaves me with mixed feelings. More » -
#coverlies
Marie Claire: Summer Means Moving Where The Men Are
It's summer, which means bronzer, sunglasses — and relocating for romance! You see, while some people move for a job, or for school, Marie Claire suggests its readers move "where the guys are."
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#girltalk
Funny Ladies Crack Each Other Up
The Hollywood Reporter held an Emmy roundtable with nominees Amy Poehler, Sarah Silverman, Christina Applegate, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Mary-Louise Parker and Jane Krakowski. In the clip at left, they discuss The West Wing, Matt Damon, and fans asking for drugs. [Buzzfeed] -
#retailfail
The Urban Outfitters Ethics Survey: Unintentionally Hilarious
A reader recently applied for a job at Urban Outfitters, and tipped us off to a survey the company requires as part of the application process. Did we make up a fake name and take the online questionnaire? Yes.
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#whoslovingyou
Was Michael Jackson More Normal Than We Thought?
Before the cosmetic surgeries and child molestation allegations overshadowed his musical legacy, Michael Jackson was just a talented kid from an abusive home. But with reports now swirling about his alleged drug abuse, sadly, his troubles suddenly seem…common. More » -
#yesterdayincatalogs
The Best Sears Kids' Fashions For Spring… Of 1972
Last week, we quarreled over qiana as we paged through the best women's fashions from this 1972 Sears catalog. This week is child's play! Psychedelic patterns, Perma-Prest pants and tiny trenches, after the jump.
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#brokedownpalace
Laotian Government Says Samantha Orobator Is Safe (For Now)
Samantha Orobator, the pregnant Briton being held in prison in Laos on charges of drug smuggling, may reportedly escape the death penalty - but only because she's pregnant. More » -
#gonetopot
Pot Psychologies
In celebration of 4/20 (at, of course, 4:20) may we direct readers to our archive of Pot Psychologies? Votes for your faves - and other marijuana appreciations - in the comments. [Wikipedia] -
#crimeandpunishment
Responsible Behavior Lands Teen In Hot Water
Last month, a teenage girl from Fairfax, VA received two weeks suspension for popping pills at school. Her drug of choice? Birth control. More » -
#cherrybomb
Just A Spoonful Of Sugar
Novartis has launched a fruit-flavored malaria drug - funded in part by Bill & Melinda Gates - that children are less likely to reject. Malaria kills 1,000,000 people - mostly kids - a year. [AP] -
#takebacks
New Ads Admit Yaz Won't Actually Solve All Your Problems
Bayer Pharmaceuticals had to take out special ads recanting its claims that Yaz helps all women with "anxiety" and "irritability" as well as, you know, not having babies. Bye-bye, period control! [NY Times] -
#bitterpillstoswallow
Scientists: Supplements May Be Ineffectual, Even Harmful To Women's Health
From multivitamins to weight loss pills, some scientists are warning that dietary supplements are at best a waste of time, and at worst, a risk to women's health. More » -
#justsayno
MTV Documentary Reveals Misery Of Pill Addiction
In MTV's True Life: I'm Addicted to Meds, one of the subjects is 20-year-old student Evan, an OxyContin addict. In this clip, he and his girlfriend make smoking dope seem really unappealing. More »
