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more about #drseuss more comments → LadySoprano is a Fat-Fighting Superwoman: When a good friend graduated from college, I bought her "Oh, the Places You'll Go!" as a present. I love that book. more » lizzzz: So...my son's birthday is today. His name is Ted. This is all kinds of awesome, because I apparently accidentally named him after Dr. Seuss. Explain... more » ImDatNinja (loves her Red Sox): Dr Seuss was a kind man who perfected the funny, A fact so pure and simple indeed. For the man gave my school some much needed money, To build a libra... more » YourScreenplaySucks: Dr. Seuss scared me as a child. They were the first American books I ever read and as a picky eater, I was very concerned about these sociopathic crea... more » Little Green Frog (Wise Latina): My kids were asking if they were going to cancel Dr. Seuss' birthday (not the party, the actual birthday!) because it's a snow day and there will be n... more » Fermina Daza: I always felt proud to share my birthday with Dr. Seuss :D more » Spot.Collins (the new soyvey): Dr. Seuss was a mighty fine man Teaching us right and wrong over his life-span If only he wrote about the joys of sucking on a teat They we would all ... more » hortense: "Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." more » R_Claw: Yom Huledet Sameach! more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): I cannot lie, I love him so! I love him to I love him fro. I'll read him in my tiny place. I'd read his books in outer space. I'll slap the bish who d... more » mariamariamaria: Happy Birthday Dr. Seuss! I love you for the Lorax! The Grinch scares me! My favorite Seuss homage: What shall we do with this uppity jew? more » HoooooooT: Happy Birthday Suessman! Also, I had no idea that's what he looked like. And Happy Birthday Texas! It our Independence Day! more » Khrushchev: If the majority of these comments aren't in rhyme,y'all are fucking dead to me. I mean it this time! more » PrettyNotPretty: Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one! Happy birthday, Dr. Seuss! Your books taught me to read. more » PrettyPrettyPrincess: But the real question is, are the cookies made of actual girl scouts? more » -
#drseuss
Oh, the Places He Went...
Today would have been Dr. Seuss's 105th birthday: many happy returns, Ted. [Wired] -
#leftovers
Police Hold Goat On Suspicion Of Robbery • Caylee Anthony's Grandfather: Suicidal?
• Police in Nigeria are holding a goat in custody on suspicion of attempted armed robbery. Vigilantes turned the beast in, claiming it was a robber who used black magic to transform himself. • More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Blythe Danner Says Gwyneth Is Not Divorcing
- Gwyneth's mom Blythe Danner says Gwyn's marriage is a-ok, despite rumors of a split. “They don’t take pictures together if they can avoid it. It’s a strategy. They don’t want the pandemonium.” [Fox News]
