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more about #dove more comments → Slovenly Muse: Remember The Daily Show a couple of nights back? When Michael Steele tried to claim that gay marriage hurt small businesses by putting more spouses on... more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: I've never been, but something tells me that the addition of more Axe will go unnoticed, because the atmosphere there is already saturated with the st... more » StarSquid: Oh hells no!! more » PreposterousHypothesis: Yes, a nightclub is the best place for a mating game. Unfortunately for them, I am wearing my new fragrance Praying Mantis (by Elizabeth Taylor). more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: "Axe is all about the mating game, and the best place for a mating game is at a nightclub." Aaannnd there goes my lunch. more » morninggloria: The best place to mate isn't a nightclub; it's in the mountain stream in which I was spawned. Every year, I migrate there to reproduce, and sometimes,... more » BabyJane: Is it wrong that this makes me have visions of Jack Nicholson in The Shining dance in my head? more » EsmereldaFitzmonster: When I was a camp counselor, I had a very rambunctious (a ncie way of putting it) group of boys under my care. On one of my days off, another counselo... more » prestocaro fears the culling: Finally, they're gathering all the assholes together in one place so they can stink in an enclosed environment! THIS WILL BE OUR SUMMER, JEZZIES! No... more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): This is great! It's like herding douchebags. more » tscheese: What in the hell is going on in this screencap? Is that what disemvowelling looks like? more » ihateyourescalade: The only person I know who wears Axe is an eighth-grade boy. His parents secretly roll their eyes incessantly. more » Alastri: am i the only person that LIKES the smell of axe? it does really depend who's wearing it though. no guy in old spice can smell bad, but that's not tru... more » NellMood: I'm really curious what an Axe-themed drink would taste like. more » MizJenkins: Hmmmmm...you don't think they would have more success with this on the Jersey Shore? more » -
#weightymatters
Big Problems Arise With Plus-Size Clothing For Teens
This spring, both Target and Forever 21 are offering plus-size clothes for teens. This, of course, raises a whole host of issues:
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#ragtrade
Nina Ricci's Olivier Theyskens In, Out, Shaken All About
- Noooooo! Grazia reports Olivier Theyskens is leaving Nina Ricci. [The Cut]
- Or not: the mag attributes the scoop to "buzz currently sweeping through the front rows of the Couture shows in Paris." [Fashionista]
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#adlibs
Dove Finds Women Give Elastic Definitions Of 'Beauty'
Do you ever like to imagine stories about people you see on the street? Dove asked female strangers to share first impressions of one another on video, and the results are strangely uplifting. More » -
