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more about #dougreinhardt Ultraprison!: Wow, way to be an old coot, Clint Eastwood. "Kids today are a bunch of spoiled brats! They don't know what The Greatest Generation went through!" Als... more » not_zooey: Okay, so I'm sure that no one actually cares... and I'm embarrassed that I know this. But, just because Hulk Hogan's face was bloody doesn't mean the... more » Australienne: The reason girls can 'relate' to Bella is that Stephanie Meyer wrote the character to be completely one-dimensional and not show any evidence of a per... more » RenoDakota: Oh Rachel Ray... I loathe you. I loathe your EVOO and your fake smile and your yum-O. It makes me so satisfied to hear you proclaim Martha Stewart's s... more » fivebyfive: If Carrie Underwood marries Mike Fisher and changes her last name, she'd be Carrie Fisher. I'm not sure how I feel about this... more » willwriteforfood: "Why isn't anyone talking about the charity work and all of the charitable organizations that Carrie's involved in?" Why doesn't SHE start talking ab... more » screaming_on_the_inside: I can't be the only person who is so sick of the whole Twilight thing. I am so tired of hearing about it. more » bitchyspice: Classy response, Rachael -- Ur doin it rite! more » sailorsong: I just saw this pic of Martha Stewart on Dlisted and it is great. Rachel Ray is right, she runs it. She taught me how to easily put my duvet cover on.... more » TryScience: I don't want Gisele Bundchen's body. I like mine quite well, thank you Amanda Peet. more » Scoithniamh: Jesus, Kristen Stewart, I've defended you over and over again. Don't start with this women are from venus men are from mars anti-feminist ugly stereo... more » BringerofthePain: And where would you keep all those bodies, Amanda Peet, hmm? more » BringerofthePain: Miley will not watch hot wolves and vamps. She will not watch it in a box, she will not watch it with a fox. more » LikeChai: Yeah Kristen Stewart, cos teenage girls really need to be encouraged to be fickle. more » keldo: Martha - you are slamming with the left handed compliments lately. And I'm not so sure it's a good thing. more » Ailatan: I read it "I'd rather eat Martha" more » Breamworthy: See, I thought "innate female qualities" were things like the ability to breastfeed. I didn't realize being fickle was on that list - thanks for clear... more » Cimorene: Shut up Kristen Stewart. The only innate female quality I can think of is having two X chromosomes. Being fickle isn't a female quality. Also I think... more » rodmanstreet: Well, I hope that Twilight hasn't completely sucked (pun intended) Chris Weitz's will to make movies; I loved About a Boy, In Good Company, and even A... more » gobble_dee_goop: im more worried about the guy in the trench coat who's about to flash the crowd #parishilton more » -
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Nicole Richie Hospitalized; Polanski Hearing May Be Televised
- Nicole Richie has been complaining that she doesn't feel well for days, and now she's been hospitalized at Cedars-Sinai for pneumonia. Her rep says she's "doing well."
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Paris' Boyfriend Has Second Thoughts About His Costume
[Los Angeles, October 31. Image via INFDaily.]
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Jon Postpones Divorce; Janet Mourns Michael By Wearing Black For One Year
- Jon Gosselin is suspending his divorce proceedings for 90 days. A source says it's "not an emotional or romantic decision," but a PR strategy. Jon's rep admits he, "used poor judgment in publicly socializing with other women so soon."
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Michael Douglas Will Play Liberace; Angelina Takes Zahara Back To Ethiopia
- Steven Soderbergh has confirmed that his next film will star Michael Douglas as Liberace and Matt Damon as his longtime lover. Soderbergh said, "We've already done some costume and wardrobe tests on Michael, and they're very, very, very good..."
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D.A. Rejects Tila's Case, Gisele Is Definitely Pregnant, And Dame Judi "Doesn't Know What A Feminist Is"
- The San Diego District Attorney's office has closed Tila Tequila's case against San Diego Chargers star Shawne Merriman, stating that "there is insufficient evidence to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that any crime was committed." [TMZ]
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Jude Law's Bald Spot To Blame For All Of His Troubles; Tim Burton Wants To Scare Your Kids
- A source claims that Jude Law, who, as Dodai mentioned yesterday, is currently caught up in another scandal involving a 24-year-old model who is carrying his fourth child, gets into such situations because he's seeking validation about his looks. [DailyMail]
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Lonely Aniston Still In Touch With Mayer; Will.I.Am Assaults Perez Hilton?
- According to this report, Jennifer Aniston is "struggling" to stay away from John Mayer:
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Heidi Does Playboy; Madonna Gets Mercy
- Just what you always wanted: Heidi Montag has posed for the September issue of Playboy:
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Chastity Bono Is Transgender; Real Housewife Of NJ Welcomes Baby
- A rep for Chastity Bono—the child of Sonny and Cher—confirms that Bono is in the initial stages of transitioning from female to male.
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Rihanna Headed To Court; Judge Judy Tops Oprah; Kanye & Amber Still On?
- Guess who is going to have to face her abuser and testify? Rihanna:
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Miley & Justin Split; Megan Fox Likes Weed
- Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston have split after less than a year together. A source says the breakup was a result of Miley's traveling, and not Nick Jonas, although he and Miley "have been spending time together." [Us]
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Paris Gets Kicked Off A Yacht For "Inappropriate" Behavior
- Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt were kicked off of a yacht due to "inappropriate" behavior. The couple were making out, to the dismay of other passengers ,who cheered when the captain tossed them off. [Mirror]
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"You've Got Some Eclair On Your Chin, Let Me Get That…"
[Cannes, May 20. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]
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Everybody Wants To Play Frank Sinatra
- Could Oscar winner Jamie Foxx play Frank Sinatra in the highly anticipated upcoming biopic directed by Martin Scorsese? "Cool is colour-blind," says an industry source, "Jamie would seem to be born to the role." [DailyExpress]
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Madonna To Marry Jesus?
- Madonna and Jesus Luz are reportedly planning a "commitment ceremony" in front of a rabbi at the Kabbalah Center in New York. Oooh, and a source says:
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Chris Brown Has New Girlfriend; Angelina To Adopt Again?
- Chris Brown has reportedly moved on. His new ladyfriend is actually an ex. She attends University of Mary Washington and they met in Virginia, which is where he's from. His reps deny everything. [Gatecrasher]
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Cue The Lindsay Lohan Media Hysteria
- In case you hadn't noticed, a new Lindsay Lohan feeding frenzy has begun.
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Farrah Fawcett Hospitalized, Lindsay Denied Entrance, Viggo And Lily Talk About Quitting
- Actress Farrah Fawcett, 62, has been hospitalized since last Thursday in what People magazine is calling "her latest setback with cancer." Fawcett was first treated for cancer in 2006; the cancer reappeared in 2007. [People]
