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more about #douching more comments → LaMorena: This is like Lil' Kim meets the Tootsie Roll Owl. How many licks does it take 'till you get to the center of... a Linger Mint? more » whynotshesaid: This reminds me of the time when I was 18 years old and I decided I was going to be all sexually sophisticated and try out a trick I'd learned in Cosm... more » girl.of.your.dreams: How do you know you're having a bad day? There's a tampon in your mouth and a breath mint in your vagina. more » o-line: Future entry on My Very Worst Date: "He said he wanted to eat out for our date. I didn't realize that he meant he wanted me to put a Cockbib on him an... more » LatestBy: I was hoping they were from the makers of Testamints. [www.christiancandy.com] more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: I can't even contain my helpless laughter at this. I really can't. Are women really still concerned about this?? Like, for real? It's a vagina. It's n... more » Gobiasomecoffee: I'm surprised no one's mentioned the "exoticism" angle to this pitch--a woman (presumably white) goes to India and picks up a "caramel"-skinned lover.... more » PaintedTrollop: I'm using candy corn right now, in honor of Halloween. more » Jack_Burton: If your guy wants "minty," have him drink a slug of Rumpleminz (100-proof peppermint schnapps) before e goes down on you. Added bonus - freshens his... more » BabyJane: I really don't need to stick candy or mints in my ladybits to make it attractive to others. My vagina is not your personal piñata. more » Scout: I'd really like some Vadge Mothballs - could someone get on that please Oh and any suggestions for those pesky "dust bunnies"? more » meruru: Did J. Peterman write the origin story on the Linger website? more » PerinealFavorite: Funny, I am currently trying to develop breath mints that taste like pussy. Wonder whose will sell better? more » LutherNipperkin: I'm holding out for the sugar-free vaginal chewing gum with whitening, to keep my vagina dentata clean and sparkly. more » kookla: What next? Whitening strips for your asshole? What? It already exists? [www.getanalbleaching.com] more » -
#flavoroflove
Linger Vagina Mints: Regular Mints Meet Tasteless Marketing Campaign
Jen Phillips of Mother Jones writes that she recently got a press kit for Linger, an "internal feminine flavoring." Nudges Phillips: "think of it as an Altoid for your lady parts." Yikes! Well, Phillips did some investigating:
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#oldiesbutgoodies
"If You're Concerned About Douching..."
We'd probably go with, "follow your instincts," but asking your doctor about Zonite and wearing a see-thru nightie are options, too. [Vintage_Ads] -
#badvertising
Get Rid Of Vaginal Odor With Stainless Steel Douche
You may have seen the commercial at left on late night TV. Apparently European women have discovered a brand new way to get rid of "unpleasant" lady odors, and it involves using a metal douche. More »
