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more about #douchebags more comments → jgh: They're going to wear easily identifiable markers now? Sweet! Now I know who to avoid. more » sybann: Nothing says "I am a scrotum" quite like a polo with breasts that look like balls embroidered on it. more » Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole: they do look like warty balls, or a pimply butt. more » IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: As I look at this picture I have realized that there is nothing sadder than a grown man wearing a shirt adorned with embroidered tits. more » SuzyBee: They look like they were drawn by a 10 year old boy. If it's worth making a shirt with embroidered breasts, it's worth taking longer than 3 seconds to... more » GonzoMaz: Just what I needed to get for the putz I pulled in our Secret Santa. more » clockwise contemplates going counter: I hope it comes with a complimentary CockBib and some AXE. more » cinematheques: Let it be known that if you wear this shirt, you're basically only cockblocking yourself. more » sweetfancymoses: For the man who has nothing, and needs to compensate. more » Snowbunny: Wow. I thought nothing could be worse than those giant, rat horses Ralph Lauren tried to rock. Good job world, once again you prove to me that I mig... more » just assign me a random number: So it's been decided? Assclown is the new doubebag. Good to know. more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Honestly, I think this is awesome. I have notoriously bad jerk-radar and this shirt is like a tattoo on your forehead that says "I'm a giant douchebag... more » Diadorina: It's like a giant sign: "Avoid this guy!". It makes life easier, in a way. more » blue_streak: I thought it was a butt with rouge on it's cheeks. So, an assclown for the assclown? more » hovy: So that's where the Breast Cancer Awareness ribbon should be worn. more » -
#titsup
Tucker Max Now Embroidering Polo Shirts
Need a gift for the assclown on your list? Perhaps he'd like this polo shirt embroidered with a pair of breasts. As a bonus, the Washington City Paper's Amanda Hess points out, "they look like balls from far away." [Sexist] -
#bagit
4 Reasons The Douchebag Has Jumped The Shark
While we're on the subject of language, I'd like to point out that both the word "douchebag" and the concept it stands for are, like, totally over. After the jump, four reasons why.
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#accessdenied
Discrimination Against Douchebags Continues
An Australian club night has banned "metrosexuals" in an attempt to reduce fighting. But a look at the dress code — no Ed Hardy shirts, no popped collars — suggests they're actually banning douchebags. [News.com.au] -
#brosaredoingitforthemselves
Douchebags Unite, You Have Nothing To Lose But Your (Gold) Chains
"We are douchebags, and it's not a bad word anymore," proclaim the collar-popping, beer-can-crushing, Ed-Hardy-wearing, Axe-body-spraying stars of this video from earlier this week. But what kind of douchebags are they? Perhaps a helpful chart can tell us. [FunnyOrDie, BuzzFeed] -
#solicitations
Nominations: The Ass-Hat, Cat-Call Hall Of Fame
The other day, a friend of mine was waiting for a light to change when a dude on a bicycle pulled to a slow stop in front of her, blocking her path. "I'd like to scoop you up," he said... More » -
#badvertising
Get Rid Of Vaginal Odor With Stainless Steel Douche
You may have seen the commercial at left on late night TV. Apparently European women have discovered a brand new way to get rid of "unpleasant" lady odors, and it involves using a metal douche. More » -
#leftovers
Japanese Students Form "Miscarriage Club" • Virginia Madsen Supports Ski-Jumping
• A group of junior high students in Japan formed a "Miscarriage Club" to harass their pregnant teacher, who they accused of playing favorites. • More » -
#comicrelief
Sarah Haskins Explains The Sheer Evil Of Carl's Jr. Ads
The latest installment of Target: Women is Douchebaggery 101. Instead of a textbook, you'll be learning by watching commercials for Carl's Jr. For instance: More » -
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#leftovers
Spike TV Makes Us Stabby • Woman Arrested For Streaking In IHOP
• The douche-y dudes at Spike have compiled a list of the top 7 "Butterbodies" (you can guess what that means). Their absurd roundup includes the impeccably gorgeous Salma Hayek. What are they smoking? • More »
