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more about #douche TheFormerJuneBronson: They used "assclown" on CSI last night. I don't know why that should be weird, but it really was. more » AgainWithFeeling: Aw, but it's the only bad word I seem to have a natural facility for using. I look at people and intuit that they are douchebags with an ease I've ne... more » Diziet_Sma: Hang on, but I thought 'jumped the shark' had jumped the shark! Is it cool again now? For that matter, is 'cool' still cool, or has that become 'uncoo... more » sensitivitycop: RIP: douchebag asshole shithead asswipe debutard cornhole cocksucker salad tosser COMING SOON: anal rash suppository discharge bio-tool more » htrodblder: Wasnt there a great skit on SNL that introduced the Earl of Sandwich, and Mr and Mrs Douchebag? more » NewsBunny: I'm someone who appreciates classic cussing. Is 'motherfucker' no longer good enough for anyone? more » logruszed: You're entitled to your opinion, however some of your argument is predicated on a notion of language being static. This is not based in reality, words... more » Hiroine Protagonist: I enjoy "bag of dicks". Or "dickmunch" but I feel that one's not too gay-friendly. more » angelheadedhipster: I like to use it thusly: "He works in douchebaggery the way others paint with watercolors and acrylics." Slightly more seriously: When you get to the... more » Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole: I'm sick of douche, too. I want to bring back rapscallion. more » ericacartman: I don't know. My friends and I have a very specific use for calling guys "douches." It's basically a cocky jerk who is kinda hot but kinda knows it ... more » electricbubbles: The term "chatch" has been floating around my university as a replacement for douchebag. I believe it comes from Chachi. As in the one that Joani love... more » Justine: Wait, there's actually a 'Hot Chicks With Douchebags' show, or is this a reference to 'Tool Academy'? more » MIXED: I find that lately, since it IS so overused, the term "douchebag" is no longer sufficiently expressing just how...well, douchey, a guy is being. I've... more » JohanPaladin: I like variations on "tool" and "douche." Examples include "toolbox," "toolshed," "douchenozzle," and "douchetard," though that one only really comes... more » BuffySummers: I actually think it shows plenty of respect for the original meaning: Literal douchebags are unhealthy for your vagina, as are douchebags of the male ... more » saralegal21: Sorry, I am fond of it and will continue to use it. It applies to a specific type of behavior. It's satisfying to say, perhaps because of the consonan... more » haptotrope: I will take the non-70's medical/feminist interpretation to the word and continue to use it. Douches are unhealthy, and not very good for anyone's va... more » Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: I think it will die out on it's own as I heard a DJ of an adult alternative station call someone a D-bag on air the other day. However, I don't like b... more » carinamarie: my husband prefers "cockblister" more » -
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4 Reasons The Douchebag Has Jumped The Shark
While we're on the subject of language, I'd like to point out that both the word "douchebag" and the concept it stands for are, like, totally over. After the jump, four reasons why.
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#thelechshow
Not Saying "Douche" Never Stopped Letterman From Acting Like One
Last night, David Letterman repeatedly uttered the word "douche" after reading in the Times that the word is now acceptable in primetime, declaring, "We gotta get on this 'douche' thing." It seems you already have, Dave. Clip at left. More » -
#douchedujour
Whiny Dude Gives Lawyers A Bad Name
Following in the footsteps of asshat extraordinaire Roy Den Hollander is this charming guy, Alfred G. Rava, an attorney who sued the Oakland A's over his right to a free (women's) sun hat. More » -
#comicrelief
Sarah Haskins Explains The Sheer Evil Of Carl's Jr. Ads
The latest installment of Target: Women is Douchebaggery 101. Instead of a textbook, you'll be learning by watching commercials for Carl's Jr. For instance: More » -
