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more about #doritos Jack_Burton: Snacks In Teh City... heheh OMG! Let's watch web-cartoons and snack! more » HappyHappyJoyJoy: My question is: who are these women snacking on fruit and vegetables? GIVE ME THE CHIPS! Beige bag or no! more » kemperboyd: to quote the Kaiser Cheifs "What do you want for tea*? I want CRISPS!" (*tea meaning dinner) more » ellaesther: I feel the need for more verbosity, because I hate this shit so much. A couple of people have questioned the use of whimsy, cartoons, etc, and I think... more » ellaesther: I have participated in focus groups (what! they pay money, and I get to subvert the process! Shakespeare got to get paid, son!) and I can entirely ima... more » Rare Affinity: Baked Lays? Reminds me of the scene in "The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover" where Helen Mirren presents her gangster husband with the cooke... more » samethingwedoeverynightpinky: Fuck it, this just makes me want to have guilt free french fries. more » Beat Girl: Um, 99% of the snacks i choose are salty. I am hereby excommunicated from womanhood. more » Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.: Hmm, maybe I'd buy more chips if manufacturers were more honest about what goes into their products. I didn't eat Doritos or Cheetos for a while becau... more » Fermina Daza: 61% of women choose fruits and veggies to snack on? That makes me feel pretty bad about myself... and my willpower. more » ceejeemcbeegee is not here: Meh. I try not to get too worked about about "marketing crap" because I always have the choice not to buy it. more » IndigoCharm: I snack most often on kimchi, marinated onions, and feta cheese; whatcha gonna do now, Frito Lay? more » HollaAtAChicken: Has anyone actually tried playing "Anna's Yoga Boot Camp"? Anna's a yoga instructor who does nothing but fetch colorful mats, steaming towels, and ho... more » mllej: Cheddar and sour cream Ruffle with fresh guacamole. Gimme that, Frito-Lay, and it'll be a pleasure doing bidness. more » HuckleberryFriend: I cannot read the phrase "fearlessly female" without getting seizures. Something in my brain just breaks. more » Easybreezy: It's all about SWEET AND SALTY. more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Anyone else notice that when a woman/ character is billed as "fab, funny, fearlessly female" she is 100% of the time none of those things? more » I'm Chuck Bass: I'm part of the forgotten minority of women who really like chips, beer, and sports. Honestly, I don't really care about calories when eating chips --... more » EleanorRigby: They should just package and market Sabor de Soledad. Inducing false positive pregnancy tests is a bonus since us women really just want to pop out ba... more » linnyt is a walking cliché: beige=boring=healthy? to me beige=boring=not appealing more » -
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The Complicated Business Of Getting Women To Buy Crap
According to today's New York Times, selling chips to chicks is tricky business, which is why Frito-Lay has "researched women's feelings about snacking and guilt." Uh-oh. More » -
