Jezebel 
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more about #dontcollect200 more comments → Rosaxé: I used to be embarassed about our President. Now I'm embarassed of (some) fellow citizens. more » Aidan_: And I'll bet when the last president wanted to start an illegal war under dubious pretenses Major Cook was right on board. Let's light'm up, Tex! more » morninggloria: This guy sounds like a Major Cockballoon. more » counterclockwise's using her promoting-power for good: I feel you Major Cook. My country is governed by a lady who was born in the DDR (I think you would call it GDR). But I'm from the Federal Republic of ... more » Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!: How popular is the idea of amending your constitution so non-US born US citizens can become President? I mean outside of Arnold Schwarzenegger and his... more » Nora Bombay: I am personally shocked, shocked I say by the comments to the article. Which feature various factions of Birthers arguing with each other about what h... more » medeasdragons: No, don't you get it? If you're born in Hawaii, you're born in REAL LIFE! more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: I'm not sure which is worse-- that someone is wasting a court's time with this nonsense or the crazy Birther rants in the comments about Obama's colle... more » save jinger: He sounds like a Major asshole. more » Dodgergirl: YOU GUYS. Don't make fun of him! Someone told him that if he doesn't AGREE with reality than he is NOT OBLIGATED TO RECOGNIZE ITS EXISTENCE. I tota... more » Rooo sez BISH PLZ: OMG. Did that Major just out his reveling in his own ignorance of U.S. geography? Or is happy hour reeeeeeeally early and I didn't get my memo copy? more » Cafezinha: Mmm, thanks, Jezebel. I was a might peckish and couldn't figure out just what I wanted to nibble on. Schadenfreude Salad would be just the thing, me... more » ides: I mean, really. Where does he hope to go with this? What a douche. more » acrobatic rabbit: And the Darwin Awards have enacted a new section: Military Dumbasses. more » badmutha: This from a Major? So this idiot has been in the army for a while? Dumb ass. more » -
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Obama Birther Poised To Become Army Deserter
U.S. Army Major Stefan Frederick Cook is refusing to deploy to Afghanistan, claiming that he isn't obligated since Barack Obama isn't really the President because he wasn't born in the U.S. Enjoy Leavenworth, deserter! [Columbus Ledger Enquirer]
