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more about #donotwant more comments → Cookie Dough Monster: I routinely sing this song to my kitties - they say sexy things to themselves when they're daaaaaaancing. Seriously though, I played this on repeat f... more » Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole: I don't understand what her problem is. That is one talented cat. more » Zombie Ms. Skittles: I sing that song at my kitty all the time! STFU, Kelly Reeves! more » TheUptightMidwesterner: I thought that the internet was invented by cats and they were pissed off at Al Gore (a dog person, natch) for ripping them off. more » lunacydress: My great aunt, who is 80 and on Facebook, god lover her, tells me every time I see her, "You and your mother need to stop posting so many cat things o... more » alexa: So Kelly Reeves has never heard of the internet, and its aggressive love and defense of cats? more » Ms. Take: can't do it. september 9th is my kitty's birthday, and you better believe i will be posting it all over the internet. more » boobookitteh: A day without cats is like a day without sunshine more » Little Green Frog (Wise Latina): Miss Reeves, why do you hate America? Why? more » gherkinfiend: September 9th will be a red letter day... more » Skellatrix: Winston is somewhere scowling in disapproval. more » PinkSoxHat: I offer up my passive aggressive pooper kitty to show Ms. Reeves what's what. more » Lady Skittlehattington: Kitteh Skittlehattington owns the internet. And your souls. more » Spaceman Bill Leah: What, exactly, does this crazy lady expect me to do at work all day instead? more » apricotmuffins: And the bruised, haughty integrity of every cat around the world breathes a sigh of relief. more » -
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Im In Ur Internet, Banning Ur Cats
Urlesque's Kelly Reeves finds cat videos, (particularly the one at left) annoying, so she's organized a Day Without Cats On The Internet on September 9. Message to Reeves' two cats: someone needs to put a hairball in her shoe. [Wired] -
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Carrie Prejean To Write Book, Edify World
From the press release: "Now she will tell her side of the story, answering such questions as [...] how she has been forced to battle the left's double-standard on free speech." This instant classic comes out in November. [GalleyCat] -
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Kittens Are For Cuddling, Not Crushing
More than a decade ago, it came to the attention of our government and others that there are sick fucks in the world who wank to depictions of animal torture, so Congress made it illegal. More » -
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Mistress Manners
The National Review's Kevin Williamson reveals his inner perv in a paean to Miss Manner's sexiness and sexual dominance — even going so far as to call her "Mistress Manners". Shit's scarier than Halloween! [NRO] -
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"Superfood" Not So Super
Anyone who uses Facebook has most likely been inundated with those annoying ads for super Acai berries; berries meant to aid in weight loss or what have you through their "superfood" powers. Well guess what?
