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more about #donniewahlberg WizardDentist: Donnie Wahlberg used to be at the epicenter of my childhood fantasies. Now I find him reach-for-my-pepper-spray creepy. more » Annabellie: You know what bothers me more than the wedding picture as profile pic? The baby picture as profile pic. Seriously, I suddenly feel like all of my old ... more » kookoocachaw: Oh Official Audrina. It's like you're still 13. more » sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): I am unsure why Emmy Rossum put "butt scan" in quotation marks. Or why it took her 90 minutes to decide not to do it. Who stands at a copier for 90 ... more » BetteD: Ah!! I LOVE Sloane Crosley! And she went to my boyfriend's college! Her book was hilarious. more » hughman: no audrina, rick warren is not "the best". he's not even close. he's a money hungry fake who supports the execution of gays in uganda. fashion tip - y... more » DeezerD: OK then Donnie, I still believe that you and I will live happily after ever in Boston. Your move. more » TransFat: Because I was baptized in Disney (like many of you), every time I see that kid I think of Lambert the Sheepish Lion. And I will be damned if his theme... more » L'Chaim!: Wait, Jayde Nicole, I'm confused... You aren't attending and event that your significant other is attending because someone completely unrelated to y... more » mikskeezy: can we please talk about Santa's twitter? [twitter.com] I spent a good 20 minutes trying to stifle my laughter in my office this afternoon. more » JinxyMcDeath: Jesus wants you to put some clothes on, Audrina. He told me so. Also, something about going back to school to get a "career." Also, do NOT let Pari... more » whats_in_a_name: So vogue is much differnent from the christmas hockey news which is best read on the crapper. \obscure song reference. more » JennaW: But Donnie? What if someone believes fire isn't burn-y? Can I tell them they're wrong then? No? *types 9-1-1 into phone preemptively* more » kookla: Whew. I'm glad Sarah Silverman didn't make me have to "unfollow" her. Sometimes her racist jokes are so predictable. more » amsci: I typed Paris' twitpic link into my browser. I am surprised/disappointed the horse wasn't the sort covered in pearlized paint and glitter or have a ra... more » sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): Oh Donnie Wahlberg, listening to you is also SOOOOOO 1989! more » curiousgeorgiana: NPR's Michelle Martin had a particularly great segment today, reflecting on her recent viewing of Precious. Worth a listen. [www.npr.org] more » Wishnick: That Sarah Silverman tweet sounds like something my father would say in all seriousness. more » envirodesigner: So I guess Audrina also saddlebacks? more » prismatism is Team Bella: I'm totally finding an article about Hillary Clinton and reading it on the toilet. I have a problem with authority. I love Adam Lambert. more » -
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Emma Stone Returns to Twitter; Margaret Cho Prowls For Bears
Today in Tweetbeat: the awesome Emma Stone returned to Twitter today, Leighton Meester wishes "27 year old straight men" would come to her concerts, and Margaret Cho is looking for bears. (Presumably, the gay dude kind.) More » -
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Elizabeth Banks Doesn't Read Vogue On The Toilet
Today in Tweetbeat, Sarah Silverman relates to Precious, writer Sloane Crosley decides what's gross, Elizabeth Banks makes rules about bathroom reading material, and Audrina Patridge tries to be more Christ-like. Plus: Donnie Wahlberg thinks judging other people is so 1989. More »
