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more about #donnabrazile more comments → clevernamehere: Oh Heidi! That comment just made me think you have no idea what an orgasm feels like. more » charliekohler: Am I the only one who feels the need to say this? Veronicas, be careful! Courtney Love may be a psychobitch, but she could still kick your asses. more » FireflyinJuly: IN reference to Scar Jo, is the video "zzz" in the snooze inducing way or is it an electricifying zzzzzz? more » Mafalda para Presidente: My god, how did they ever figure out that Amy Winehouse was PRETENDING to be her cat on Facebook? With all the other cats creating Facebook profiles ... more » kellieherson: Why am I not seeing Don Draper lookalikes everywhere I go? more » Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.: "I was never very sexual before I met Spencer. Sex was just something that happened. Now it's something I look forward to every minute of the day… i... more » Leucadia: Heidi's claim reminds me of the Seinfeld where George gets smarter the longer he goes without sex. Perhaps this is the key to her seeming mental defic... more » Rooo sez BISH PLZ: "Michael Phelps... a three-car accident ... Alcohol was not involved" Are we ... supposed to guess? more » ericacartman: Does anyone else think about Chad Michael Murray when they see Conrad Murray's name? And then think, "What the hell does MJ have to do with Chad Micha... more » Jenloveshercurves: Kate Blanchet as Mildred Peirce? Oh my goodness, this should be amazing. I love the original and Joan Crawford's eyebrows. more » morninggloria: Eddie Vedder's quote about an "ashtray that he trusted" sort of makes me want to wife him. more » crotchety: Perhaps now Dr. Conrad Murray understands why in med school they kept telling him to get new patients' medical and drug history. Until today I guess h... more » Dadadarling: Mischa Barton showed up for work with wet hair and a cigarette dangling from her lips, and this paper calls her "messed," "pale and haggard." I call ... more » morninggloria: "I was never very sexual before I met Spencer. Sex was just something that happened. Now it's something I look forward to every minute of the day… i... more » elliebean: My nethers would die attempting 20-30 orgasms a day. more » -
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Oprah's On Top; Gwyneth Stinks
- Forbes has released the top-earning celebrities over 50, and Oprah is at number one! To put things in perspective, Forbes' Lauren Streib writes:
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#theyearthatwas
Top 10 Of 2008: Carrie Bradshaw, Cute Animals, & Creeps
It's that time: The Jezebel Top 10 of 2008 list. Inside: Celebs, Photoshop, Obama, Real Housewives, dating, Sex and the City, fashion, breastfeeding, and animals. Sounds good to us! The full list, after the jump.
