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more about #dondawest more comments → Mrs. Stephen Fry: I would like for Tom Cruise to go on Jonathan Ross. Ross would tear him to bits and make lots of fun of him. Therefore I doubt he will be going on h... more » BlondeGoddess: I can't wait for Jonathan Ross to wipe the floor with Tom Cruise. Jonathan wwules! more » ObtuseIntolerant: I bet he's dying......for some ATTENTION! *ba-dum-ching* more » brendastarlet is on it: Casey Wilson would make a wonderful Suri Cruise: they just have to get her a pageboy wig, someone short to play her father and someone tall for her mom. more » Macloserboy: Sadly, The National Enquirer has a pretty good track record with shit like this. Just ask Patrick Swayze. He may not be dying in 6 months but his il... more » R_Claw: Is it too late to recast Little J? I'm calling BS on Taylor Momsen, I no like her no more. more » BabyJane: Not to correct The National Enquirer, but I believe that Michael Jackson's health issues are the result of pain killers and Jesus Juice. more » t-yo3: I will give Jason and Lisa a pass on their long-ass baby name, because I am assuming, based on the name, that Jason is Maori (can anyone confirm?). I... more » Capital City Goofball: Blind item #2: I don't know who it is, but I don't think the offer of an all expenses paid trip to the most polluted city in the world is really "temp... more » NefariousNewt: Roseanne Barr, you've earned the STFU of the day. Stick to comedy -- stay out of world politics. more » TheFormerJuneBronson: I'd be strangely relieved if Michael Jackson died. I don't know why. I was a fan when I was a kid, but stopped caring a long time ago. He just seems t... more » ♥ dosido☮: Anne Hathaway is on a blitz campaign to make me love her. It's working. more » linnyt is a walking cliché: why in the world is that woman asking TI for more than $72,000 a year in child support? surely she knows that entire families survive on less. it only... more » gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy: Let's all gather for the Taylor Momsen public drug assisted/sex scandal meltdown in 3..2..1..... I give her a year. If her ego doesn't destroy her first. more » water baby: Noooooooooo! Tori Spelling is so annoying, why does she have to be on 90210? more » -
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Michael Jackson Has 6 Months To Live?
- Michael Jackson is dying, according to the oh-so-reliable National Enquirer.
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