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more about #donaldtrump more comments → TheUptightMidwesterner: "My god, how can that man alley-cat the country like that and be such a good golfer? I get a cold and it adds 6 strokes to my game!!!" -My Dad more » BetteD: trashygirls.com Tiger? Really? Wow. Guess you can't always smell a Douchebag by his Ed Hardy cologne. They come in all shapes, sizes, colors, and ... more » BetteD: Gah--Max Power! The man whose name you'd love to touch! (But you musn't touch!) more » Scout: i slept with Tiger Woods more » rodmanstreet: I think I speak for everyone when I say, "Michelle Obama is forty-six?????" What's your secret, woman? And no, your skin creams are not privileged i... more » pantsless economist...access RESTORED: Jezelawyers, website owners aren't responsible for libelous content that users post, right? (regarding the ROn Livingston thing) more » PilgrimSoul: Also why are they always Vegas showgirl types? more » PilgrimSoul: What's the rule about counting mistresses? Don't you stop after like 10 or something? more » hughman: Jungers' mother, when asked if her daughter had been seeing Woods, answered: "Oh yeah for sure." i just picture them asking her this at a bowling all... more » limber: You just know that tabloid journalists are in a race to find that elusive ninth Woods mistress, so they can write a giant headline about "Tiger playin... more » sara-without-an-h: "My sister was just a little girl on an hourly wage at Perkins," Lynn Lawton says, "We knew what he wanted her for." Could this sound any sleezier? Th... more » Penny: Ugh, Trump, don't act like Miss fucking USA is some beacon of cultural amazingness. And don't slyly cut on a woman's looks. You're SUCH an asshole. more » Penny: Woods certainly has Madonna/whore issues, doesn't he... more » TheFormerJuneBronson: I'm sorry, she must feel so dirty? She wasn't fucking someone else's husband. more » BabyJane: Tiger, tiger, not so bright With other women in the night What immoral things you've done You'll pay with cash and property more » -
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Tiger's Alleged Mistress Count Rises To Six, Alexa Ray Joel In Stable Condition
- Oh, dear. Tiger Woods' fourth alleged mistress has been identified as Jamie Jungers, a cocktail waitress and "Trashygirls.com" model from Las Vegas. Jungers' mother, when asked if her daughter had been seeing Woods, answered: "Oh yeah for sure." [E!]
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Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens
- Amy Winehouse was supposedly in the hospital because she was sick, but now her dad says:
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Cindy Crawford Targeted In Extortion Plot; Lindsay's Still Cutting
- According to documents filed by the FBI and U.S. Attorney's office today, an acquaintance of Cindy Crawford's former nanny threatened to sell a picture of her 7-year-old daughter bound to a chair in revealing clothing.
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#dirtbagafterdark
Prejean: "If I'm A Bigot So Is Obama"; Don And Betty's Future Revealed
- In her book Still Standing Carrie Prejean says, "I believed then and I believe now that marriage should be a legally recognized sacrament between a man and a woman. If that makes me a bigot, so is Barack Obama."
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Madonna's Mission In Brazil; Lindsay's Relationship With Heath Ledger
- Madonna is in Brazil, but not to meet Jesus' parents. She says:
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Jon Ordered To Return $180K; Oprah Won't Apologize For Unleashing Dr. Phil
- Today a judge ruled that Jon Gosselin must pay back $180,000 of the money he removed from his shared bank account with Kate Gosselin in violation of an arbitrator's order. As for the rest of the money...
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Trump Calls For Kanye Boycott; Kate Gosselin To Host Talk Show With Paula Deen
- Donald Trump is calling for people to boycott Kanye West due to "Swift-gate," "so this kind of thing doesn't happen again." He says, "He couldn't care less about Beyonce. It was grandstanding to get attention." From one who'd know. [TMZ]
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Lady Gaga's Ladyflower Speaks; Chris Brown's Career Is "Done"
- Lady Gaga on those nasty hermaphrodite rumors:
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Jen & Gerard Caught Kissing; VH1 Star Charged With Wife's Murder
- After shooting a fight scene for The Bounty, a source says Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler were "lovey-dovey" and "we saw him give her a little kiss." He was also throwing peanuts and popcorn in her mouth. [Radar Online]
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#goodbadugly
The September Issue: Most Glamorous Movie Premiere Ever?
Holy mother of God, it's here. The September Issue, the long-awaited uncensored look inside Vogue, premiered last night at the Museum of Modern Art. And yes, everyone was there. And yes, there was a delicious mix of glam and bizarro. More » -
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Britney's Confused; Beyoncé May Be Sued; Blair Waldorf Nude?
- Britney shouted, "What's up London?" at a recent gig… In Manchester. Mancunians were irritated. [Daily Mail]
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#buhbye
Carrie Prejean: Pink-Slipped
TMZ reports that Miss California is about to lose her crown (now that the cameras are off) for failing to show up for a single promotional event and, according to Donald Trump, treating everyone else "like shit." [TMZ, TMZ] -
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Carrie Prejean: Political Visionary
Were the former Miss California's beauty less great, she'd be less typical of this new movement! More » -
#faceoff
Prejean vs. Prejean: A Comparison
Everyone from Keith Olbermann to Sarah Palin has commented on Carrie Prejean, but none have compared her to that other famous Prejean, anti-death penalty advocate and Dead Man Walking inspiration Sister Helen — until now.
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U-Turns
"Shanna Moakler Resigns As Miss California Pageant Director." (Talk about foreshadowing.) Wonder if this has something to do with what went down yesterday, despite Moakler's announcement she planned on "starting fresh". [US] -
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Carrie Prejean Keeps Miss California Title
Carrie Prejean gave a really long speech at a press conference today during which Donald Trump said she will retain her title of Miss California. She repeatedly referred to Perez Hilton as "Judge #8." -
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Carrie Prejean's Mom Accused Her Dad Of Being Gay; Jon and Kate Dad's Mistress Has A Sex Tape
- When Carrie Prejean said she was against gay marriage because "that's how I've been raised by my mother" she wasn't kidding. During her parents divorce, both parents hurled accusations of homosexuality at the other side.
