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more about #dollyparton more comments → JoStockton: is it bad that I considered getting twitter just to answer Martha's sheet question? and just generally participate in bed sheet related discussion? If... more » vulcanized: Oh, Kim. Why is it that I imagine she has a CD burned with nothing but track after track of "Tardy to the Party" which she listens to on loop in her ... more » Cunning_Linguist: I kind of like Katy Perry. YEAH I SAID IT. And Martha, if I could get the bf to do a little more housework and an extra set or two, sheets would be c... more » bitingfairy: I guess Kirstie read Jezebel today. #dollypartonchiropractor more » Cerridwen: Ok, so I was almost run over by someone texting while driving the other day. It was quite scary. And enraging, because seriously, people? Texting w... more » vamvaki_poulaki: I'm very very very confused by Jessica Simpson's Sally Field tweet. Does she understand something that is beyond my capacity?! Please help so this is ... more » EndangeredRed: I like the passive aggressive drama Martha seems to have started with her sheet counting demands. #dollypartonchiropractor more » Snowbunny: Holy fuck, Kim, get off Twitter when you're driving #dollypartonchiropractor more » token_illiterate_commenter: I started to write the attack that Kirstie wants, but then it just made me sad. Arguing with cult members increase their feelings of persecution and r... more » BetteD: Trust me Martha, you do not want to know the answer to that question... #dollypartonchiropractor more » GirlFailer: I thought that Scientologists opposed psychology?! How can Kirstie believe psychopaths exist? Maybe they just need exercise and vitamins? more » Haystacks: Um, yes, it is only those 'Freaks in the Basement' who find Scientology creepy. Xenu only likes upstanding, normal people. #dollypartonchiropractor more » sleepeatread: Scientology has forever tainted Look Who's Talking for me. #dollypartonchiropractor more » yvanehtnioj: I guess the good news is it sounds like Jessica Simpson has given up on having an acting career. #dollypartonchiropractor more » lisas: Also, loved the Tobey MacGuire quote but would like to add to what he said that we could also stand to support the families of the people who go away ... more » -
#tweetbeat
Dolly Parton Goes To The Chiropractor Because Of Her Breasts
Today in Tweet Beat, Dolly Parton is carrying around a heavy burden, Chelsea Handler addresses her critics, and Jessica Simpson disses Melrose Place in solidarity for Ashlee. -
#dirtbag
Lindsay Kisses Gerard; Jon Gosselin Has Regrets
- Lindsay Lohan is in Morocco for the opening of some resort and was spotted kissing Gerard Butler at the launch party. She allegedly said:
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#dollyface
Dolly Parton: She's Just Like Us!
In an interview for CNN, Dolly Parton says that she sleeps with her makeup on, "in case I have to get up in the middle of the night." When we do it, it's because we're too tired or lazy. [CNN] -
#dirtbagafterdark
Heigl To Blame For 17-Hour Shoot; Mad Men Actress Told To Bulk Up; Jude Expecting Baby With Anonymous Woman
- Last week, Katherine Heigl complained that "cruel and mean" Grey's Anatomy producers forced her to work a 17-hour day, but according to rumors, the schedule was the result of producers shuffling things around to let her promote The Ugly Truth.
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#dirtbag
Jennifer's Birthday Tantrum; Jon Gosselin's "Single"
- Jennifer Lopez "threw a fit" when guests were late to her 40th birthday bash:
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#dirtbag
Lonely Aniston Still In Touch With Mayer; Will.I.Am Assaults Perez Hilton?
- According to this report, Jennifer Aniston is "struggling" to stay away from John Mayer:
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#dirtbag
Rihanna Headed To Court; Judge Judy Tops Oprah; Kanye & Amber Still On?
- Guess who is going to have to face her abuser and testify? Rihanna:
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#goodbadugly
Jazz Hands! At Tonys 2009!
The 63rd Annual Tony Awards, held at Radio City Music Hall last night, were awesome. More » -
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#dirtbagafterdark
Ashton & Demi Want Susan Boyle; Marilyn Manson Cries Over Drugs
- A source claims that Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore want Susan Boyle to sing at their wedding anniversary party. Demi reportedly would also like Susan to "flash her knee" at Ashton. [Daily Express]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Kanye Wasn't In Threesome With Madge; Jennifer Wears A $10K Wig
- Kanye West's girlfriend, Amber Rose, posted a picture of Madonna pinching her butt on her Twitter, prompting rumors that the three of them had a tryst. Kanye claims it never happened.
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#dirtbag
Miley To Dump Her Dude; Spencer Pratt Calls Twitter "Gift From God"
- Miley Cyrus wants to dump her boyfriend Justin Gaston, but her father doesn't approve:
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#hellodolly
The View: Dolly Parton Discusses Ageism In The Record Industry
Today on The View, Dolly talked about how major label aren't signing "older" artists anymore (including herself). Later, the cast of 9 to 5 performed a song from the musical, which Dolly wrote. More » -
#goodbyedolly
They're Fired
Ouch: "Give some credit to '9 to 5' - the overinflated whoopee cushion lodged at the Marquis Theater - for bucking this spring's fashion trends." And that's just the first sentence. [NY Times] -
#hellodolly
Dolly Parton Brings Her "Melons To The Big Apple"
Dolly was on Letterman last night, where she told a funny story about one of her first visits to Times Square in the late '60s: She was mistaken for a hooker. More » -
#whatawaytomakealiving
9 To 5 Scores Perfect 15
9 to 5, the Broadway musical with music and lyrics by Dolly Parton, received 15 Drama Desk nominations, beating the previous record of 14. Awards will be presented on May 17. [Reuters] -
#cupsofambition
Dolly Would!
"Tammy Wynette, she was a beautician back home, kept her license up to date...I used to beg her, ‘Can I have your card number so I can go buy stuff at the beauty-supply houses?'" [NewYorker] -
#hellodolly
Dolly Parton Is Vloggin', Y'all
Dolly Parton has taken to vlogging on YouTube. In this installment, she's excited about the opening of 9 to 5 on Broadway, for which she wrote the music. [Perez Hilton] -
#hellodolly
Dolly Parton: "I Look Like A Woman, But I Think Like A Man"
Last night on 60 Minutes, Dolly said her over-the-top femininity has been good for business, because people "think I'm as silly as I look, [but] I done got the money." More »
